Oz: the Untold Story-Collaboration

Dorothy and Toto went skipping
the Yellow Brick Road(she was tripping).
She had just smoked a joint--
getting high was the point--
and now she was bent on some stripping.

She thought that old scarecrow looked easy
(he'd be a good score easy-peasy).
She tripped on her slippers,
her gingham went rippers,
the scarecrow asked, “Up for a threesy?”

Now Dorothy said, “You've got nerve.
My dog is off limits, you perv!
Plus you see I'm a mess
with torn gingham, no less.
I don't seem to have the same verve.”

She managed to rise from the bricks.
Oh great, she thought. Lost in the sticks!
And her new ruby pumps
had just taken some lumps.
I hope Oz does a **** shoe fix.

“I've got a head bump from the twister,
so keep a good distance there, Mister.
My Toto's a killer,
he bite off your tiller
and all you'll have left is a blister.”

 Dale Gregory Cozart

"They got it wrong", tin man said with a sigh
"Ten should be spelled with and e, not an I,"
"So here's a new plan,"
"Hook up with Ten man" 
"On my bucket list you're very high!"

Pat Adams

Poor tin man’s willy was rusty
When aroused he’s feeling quite lusty
Dot gives him a greasing
His passion’s unceasing
Especially as Dot is so busty

Jan Allison

Feel free to join in.  Soup mail me.  More stanzas coming later.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 1/26/2019 4:23:00 PM
Oh so funny Dale I can't wait to see the film lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/26/2019 4:32:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. Join in!
Date: 1/21/2019 8:47:00 AM
Now there's a different view of the story!
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Date: 1/20/2019 3:19:00 PM
I enjoyed these. I wish I had the free time like some I see around here to join in the fun! I have to hurry and correct two hours' worth of grammar tests!
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Date: 1/20/2019 3:57:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. I'm writing more stanzas, I just haven't added them yet.
Date: 1/20/2019 12:42:00 PM
Hilarious, Dale. Kind of makes me wonder what you ate before writing this. LOL Just teasing. Enjoyed!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 1/20/2019 12:52:00 PM
Thanks much, Carolyn.
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