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Best Perp Poems

Below are the all-time best Perp poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of perp poems written by PoetrySoup members


Wyatt Earp
Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp
knew how to snag a gun totin' perp,
loved the ladies, but never liquor.
He was a habitual ice cream licker! 

For Kim's Cleri-who?...

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Categories: perp, history, silly,
Form: Clerihew



Just Another Day
Catch a career criminal,
                     ...

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Categories: perp, courage, culture, image, jobs,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Samauri, Back In the Saddle
Brick had seen his share of hospitals 
and had been to Saint Cecelia's more than once,
on occasion, a perp would get banged up
you know, during...

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Categories: perp, imagination, me, me,
Form: Narrative
The Burp
I hear a cry from the kitchen:
“Who did it? Who’s the perp?
Who dumped down this slime and sludge?
The garbage disposal went burp!”




Contest Name: Your Best...

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Categories: perp, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Intruder
I get a call and baby's out fishing
ADT says there's something fishy
I told the girl that I'm on my way
this is not what I needed...

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© Jo Bien  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: perp, adventure,
Form: Classicism



You Best Believe That
I got a neighbor
who has a dog named Spike
And there are two things
that mean ole dog don’t like
Spike don’t like cats,
and he don’t like clowns
Especially...

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Categories: perp, dog, funny, humorous, pets,
Form: Light Verse
Watcher In the Dark, Samauri
Brick stepped up on the curb, shaking his head,
" What a piece of junk" he should'a rode the horse"
Brick turned to see the trail of...

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Categories: perp, imagination, voice, me, voice,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Scared
Scared
   by Odin Roark

Fear saved the fly
The spider wept

Fear kept men alive
While Napalm paved the way

Fear keeps the 1% insulated
Handlers and mental bodyguards...

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Categories: perp, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
The Return..... Samuari Ii... the Saga Begins
The place, New York City, downtown Brooklyn. The time is two thirty in the 
morning, the job, stake out, Red Light district, yeah, you know...

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Categories: perp, imagination, satireme, me,
Form: Narrative
Samurai the Team Up
It was a steamy morning when Brick rolled out of bed,
Not sleeping well the past week or so made it worse
This whole Samurai thing was...

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Categories: perp, mysteryold, me, old, drug,
Form: Narrative
Dehydration Quenched On An Island With Females - Part 1
one  seventh heaven fantasy of this middle aged hetero
sexual mwm would be  to take the playbook of the late 
(recently deceased) Hugh Hefner....

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Categories: perp, butterfly, desire, devotion, freedom,
Form: Free verse
The Twenty Third Precinct
The place, the Twenty Third Precinct, Brooklyn, Vice. Detective Rodney Townsend,
The time, four thirty a.m. Report of incident, death of one John Doe. Ally on...

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Categories: perp, imagination, satire
Form: Narrative
Crack Slack
Do you know the guy
who works his rear
right out of his jeans??
 

Then I have a tale for you:

This is my town---na -na--na---na!

Crack Police on...

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Categories: perp, funny, philosophy
Form: List
Premium Member What We Should Learn From Dallas
What We Should Learn From Dallas
By Franklin Price
7/8/2016

What we should learn from Dallas
 And the tragedy we pan,
Policemen killed cold bloodedly
 By a sicken minded...

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Categories: perp, anger, black african american,
Form: Rhyme
Samurai the Chase
Bill was barely out of the car when Brick pushed the 
accelerator to the wood and screeched around the 
corner into an ally hitting several...

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Categories: perp, mysteryhorse,
Form: Narrative

Book: Shattered Sighs