Crack Slack
Do you know the guy
who works his rear
right out of his jeans??
Then I have a tale for you:
This is my town---na -na--na---na!
Crack Police on the scene
{Ordinace --crack slack}
In pursuit perp.,
with K-9 crack sniffer,
Jack Rabbit Russell.
Tracking exposed crack
via baggy butt or belly
by apple strudell overload!
Also can be rendered
crack slack via no thought shopping!
Sentenced to one week in the crack house!
Gives crack patrol
a whole new meaning
***Watch out in your small towns!! There are new ordinances forbidding baggy pants
or skirts below the natural waist---HELLO PEOPLE!! Where will the madness end??
What next --fine mothers for breast feeding in public?? The working dad with a little
moon shine?? Absurd!! ABSURD I SAY!!
If your girls or boys fall out of those baggy pants---I WILL LAUGH MY GUTS OUT ALL
OVER 'EM!!
Thanks to my hubby and son for a little poetic humor advice!
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