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Best Penny Pincher Poems

Below are the all-time best Penny Pincher poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of penny pincher poems written by PoetrySoup members


Penny Pincher
I am a poor girl
I do not earn much
I am tight spending
Nothing comes easy
So I waste nothing

Pennies I pick
From off the street
Cares not who sees
It...

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Categories: penny pincher, family, funny,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse



Comedic Penny Pincher
Comedic Penny Pincher

Jack Benny’s
Comedic persona was to pinch pennies.
Every week he would lead his merry band
And Rochester would always get the upper hand.
...

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Categories: penny pincher, celebrity, friendship, tribute, vanity,
Form: Clerihew
Penny Pincher
Penny Pincher, that incurable shrew
Wished life made more "cents"
And dollars grew on trees too
So she saves all her pence
And makes hoove stew
"If I can make...

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Categories: penny pincher, humorous, money,
Form: Rhyme
Penny pincher

Being a gentleman farmer, should be wiser
selecting the correct type of fertiliser,
perhaps request information from adviser
would sure need to be free, because I'm a miser,
won't...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: penny pincher, money,
Form: Monorhyme
Penny Pincher
If discovering
While exploring
Take the chance
To fill empty pockets
Walk to it and
Stoop down to
Place it between
Forefinger and thumb

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Categories: penny pincher, business, education, life, on work and
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Pretty Patty

Pretty Patty was a penny pincher of the worst kind
She saved every single cent that she could find
She carefully cut out coupons ,counting every one
A...

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Categories: penny pincher, care, feelings, inspirational,
Form: Alliteration
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This...

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Categories: penny pincher, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme
I Passed Away Last Weekend
Well, here I am.
I never expected it to happen this soon,
but I passed away last weekend.

Stupid horse,
I told them I didn't like horses,
too much power...

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Categories: penny pincher, death, funeral, horse, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
The homeless artist
Penny pincher,
Sleeps on the edge of time,
Dreams of ancient civilisations,
How old is he,
How old is he,
He thought someone in the modern world loved him the...

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Categories: penny pincher, allegoryold, old,
Form: I do not know?
Lekker Shaker
Ha, is Life a joy killer?
A sore loser? A penny pincher?
A dream wrecker? A home breaker?
Or is it a wisecracker? A joker?
A safe cracker? A...

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Categories: penny pincher, life,
Form: Monorhyme
Who was it
Who was it?

Who was it sacked the fifteen thousand,
Who enjoys the sacking, he just smiles
Who has the public informing on public servants,
On who went to...

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Categories: penny pincher, adventure,
Form: Ballad