Best Pence Poems

'Twas a dark and stormy night! (OK - so I'm being a tad histrionic!)
The Earl of Pence was lounging by the fire sipping his gin and tonic.
Lightning flashed and thunder roared sending shivers down his spine.
Even his hound, Lord Percival, was so upset that he...

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I paid a visit to my grandparents house one Sunday afternoon
I heard grandpa having a bit of a grouse in the living room
I only want fifty pence , He said , For a lovely pint of beer
Grandma's face turned a shade of red that grandpa...

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 When Former Vice-President "Mike Pence"life was put "IN HARMS WAY":Democracy knew that "A DICTATOR" was trying to TAKE OVER" The "U.S.A"! This happened on Jan 6, 2021 ,and "Democracy Itself" almost came undone!!!! "Vice - President Mike Pence helped to save "Democracy" on that...

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'Twas a dark and stormy night! (OK!  So I'm being a tad histrionic!)
The Earl of Pence was lounging by the fire sipping his gin and tonic.
Lightning flashed and thunder roared sending shivers down his spine!
Even his hound, Lord Percival, was so upset that he...

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Mick, Mike and McGee
Were at the pub together
Just sitting at the bar
Talking about work, and the weather 

When Mick looks down and sees a fly, 
floating on the froth of his beer
Motions for The Bartender, saying
"What in the hell we have here" 

The Bartender sees...

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October had now come again just like it did back since,
The gunfighter Sam Holt had shot the kid named Benny Pence.

It was on All Hallows’ night with the moon high and blood red—
When Benny came lookin’ for him before he shot him dead.

Why would a...

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Mike Pence for President
    always made sense
      to me

  A man of rare conviction
    in this land no longer brave
      and lately not free

  He reserves kisses...

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A Prince Named Pence

Now there can be many comments,
So for bad breath must take mints;
Also do dump,
Donald Trump,
When prince happens to be Pence.

Jim Horn...

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A peerless purveyor
pared pears on a pier.
Pierre, his au pair,
peered on, it appears.
Not payers, both players
prayed pious petitions;
For the nonce, no pence brought,
naught came to fruition.
...

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Intense Suspense of Pence

we had much suspense
proliferated from Pence
only worth two pence...

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what trump and pence will do       

again did notice
we would find under table
bottle of water

Jim Horn

Do not know why but Trump 
and Pence had placed a bottle
of water under the table that
they both were sitting at. He
had called Thailand...

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A pensive Pence with any sense
Would wonder what will happen hence
For he must know, as things now go,
He may be asked to run the show.

Yet while we wait, the news to date,
Assuming that we have it straight,
Tells me that I’m okay in rhyme
To claim that...

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Wyoming sure lacks common sense
To believe in Trump, but not Pence!
A bankrupt and liar
Can prey like a friar
Wyoming is spacious yet dense!...

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An orange face disguises my white independence 
For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense
I will win the day
And make them pay
Like when I let them almost hang Mike Pence!

If I lose the election for president, it’s jail
Promises to take care of women shall...

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