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Premium Member Working Out Isn't Working Out
I used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron,
   my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ.
Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps
   inspired me to start counting carbs, pounds, and reps.

My trainer would coax, "hold as long as you can!"
  ...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pecs, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cop a Feel - Breast Cancer Awareness Campagin
Breasts, boobies, knockers, **** – call them what you will
We are talking about breast cancer – and sadly it can kill

The key to success with catching the disease is early detection
Remember boobies aren’t just funbags to give a fella an ********

Breasts can be appreciated in...

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Categories: pecs, cancer,
Form: Couplet
Rub a Dub Dub
JEANIEMAC
Rub a dub dub two in a tub.
Where did the soap go?
He lay back flat
Right on his back.
While she fiddled about below.

TIM SMITH
Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub.
I swear to you Lassie it's not always a stub.
The water is cold.
I'm getting old.
Come...

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Categories: pecs, basketball, beauty, friendship,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member The Cyber Nymph
The Cyber Nymph
Loch David Crane
August 18, 1997

Lie back--expose your belly ring		
up unto the sky. . .
I just hope when I get down close
it won't put out my eye!

That summer I was 48 
and she pert 25;
I left Prozac in the cupboard 
and Reality went Live.

I...

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Categories: pecs, funny, funny love, internet,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Mel B
Former Spice Girl, known as Mel B,
will no longer judge the show, AGT.
Labeled an addict of sex,
she enjoyed the male performers' great pecs!

March 21, 2019 for the Clerihew Contest
for Tania Kitchin's Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

(AGT is acronym for America's Got Talent, one...

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Categories: pecs, celebrity,
Form: Clerihew
Spicy Adults Only
It was a nightmare of a boat trip
I almost choked to death on an orange pip
They did not strain the juice well
And from a small pip, I gasped for air and started to swell
If it weren’t for a crewmember named William Patel
Well…
I stayed in bed...

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Categories: pecs, funnyme, me, sensual,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Ruckus At Clyde's Bar
Big fight
Last night

Clyde's Bar
Bizzare

Tough guys
Streetwise

Much brew
Fists flew

Thrown chairs
Pulled hairs

Black eyes
Loud cries

One bloke
Nose broke

Heads bashed
Teeth trashed

Knives slashed
Pecs gashed

Cops came
To tame

Powwow
Peace now

All's well
That's swell

Great fight
Last night


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Categories: pecs, humorous,
Form: Footle
1947-The Peeing of the Peaked Peasantry - a Mocktail
Monah Kaur and Robert Kumar fled from London, came to ‘Hindustan’; tied the knot
The 'Singhs' stopped their songs and 'Kumars at no. 42' burnt their studio; this rebellion; they will forget not
A petite piece of land was gifted by Uncle Prem to mark their freedom
With...

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Categories: pecs, culture, grief, patriotic, war,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Napoleon Complex
I sense a Napoleon complex
As Joe the canary his wings flex
He stretches tall and proud
Squawks and shrieks really loud
At the Seagull who has huge, huge pecs  ...

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Categories: pecs, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Aged Like Fine Wine At Minute Maid Park
Ambitious once, a baseball pro,
   For sure I thought I’d be,
But games I watch now let me know
   Old men are just like me.

In fact today to Minute Maid
   I went to cheer the ‘Stros
And harshly learned all those...

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Categories: pecs, age, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Trembles and Thrills
The sight of his pecs made me quiver
I was trembling and all of a quiver
To get his finely toned body
Became his life not his hobby
But in the bedroom he couldn’t deliver

He was thrilled when I cooked him a meal
I hoped his body he’d later reveal
But...

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Categories: pecs, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Gym Rat
Another day at the gym,
Pumping iron for the swell.
Aching muscles feeling grim,
As I put myself through hell.

Boneless chicken that I bake,
Egg whites keep me lean.
Protein powders in a shake,
With a dose of creatine.

Heavy squats inflate the quads,
Bench presses for my pecs.
Arm curls to increase the...

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Categories: pecs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If the Diaper's Loaded, Change It
Is your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
  Or perhaps it's your conscience
  which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
  about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor's pecs?

Heh-heh, join the club, bub.
You're not going to drown in...

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Categories: pecs, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Window Shopping At the Gym
WINDOW SHOPPING AT THE GYM

pomp flex
                  smooched pecs
                    ...

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Categories: pecs, humor,
Form: Tyburn
Premium Member In Awe
Today, l went whale watching
I was left in complete awe
The magnificence of these beautiful creatures
Hugged my being to the core

Their amazingly huge yet graceful bodies
Playfully breaching into the air
Slapping their pecs in the water
To their own grandeur… oblivious and unaware

It was a truly special sight...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pecs, appreciation, creation, nature,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry