Jean Murray Poet Limerick

Rub a Dub Dub

JEANIEMAC
Rub a dub dub two in a tub.
Where did the soap go?
He lay back flat
Right on his back.
While she fiddled about below.

TIM SMITH
Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub.
I swear to you Lassie it's not always a stub.
The water is cold.
I'm getting old.
Come a little closer and give it a rub.

LIM'RIK FLATS
Jeanie and Timmy alone in the tub.
Sounds like a poem which might need a scrub.
I cannot say s*x.
Not sure about pecs.
H**l, the censors might just overdub. 

ARTHUR VASO
Rub a dub dub, there's three in a tub.
Sure hope one doesn't give it a rub.
The lassie is fine.
She has two to shine.

EVE ROPER
Rub a dub dub four in a swingers tub.
Girls raised their glass, boys the stilettos subs.
Full of champagne and olives.
Pond koi had other motives.
Oh la la,, that's not the knob it's my club!

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Eve Roper December 10, 2017 at 8:21 PM I am not very good at funny , but here is mine :) Rub a dub dub four in a swingers tub - girls raised their glass, boys the stilettos subs - full of champagne and olives - pond koi had other motives - Oh la la,, that's not the knob it's my club Jean Murray December 11, 2017 at 1:15 AM That's brilliant! Welcome to the club Eve.

Eve Roper October 16, 2017 at 8:12 PM i love tubs :) Jean Murray October 17, 2017 at 4:45 AM Me too Eve. I have a little cast iron one here in the house. Why don't you join us?

Jan Allison October 14, 2017 at 6:28 PM Oh Jean this is fun i will see what I can come up with:-) hugs jan xx Jean Murray October 14, 2017 at 8:03 PM Fantastic Jan!! The water was getting lukewarm, but if you and Andrea don your itsy bitsy tinie weini bikinis, it's bound to get hot in there.

Andrea Dietrich October 14, 2017 at 5:58 PM hahaha. I see you are doing like Jan now and getting folks to join in with limericks! That is a fun way to get community spirit. Jan Allison October 14, 2017 at 6:27 PM I don't encourage them Andrea it just happens lol - the last one i posted and next thing I know I got a mail from Seren and then I discovered Tim had added a limerick comment lol:-) hugs jan xx Jean Murray October 14, 2017 at 6:26 PM Won't you jump in Andrea?

Lim'Rik Flats October 10, 2017 at 10:14 PM TWO GOTD! for the price of one — I love it!!! Jeanie and Timmy alone in the tub//sounds like a poem which might need a scrub//I cannot say s*x//Not sure about pecs//H*ll, the censors might just overdub. CHEERS 'n CHUCKLES to two super sillies ~ john Jean Murray October 11, 2017 at 3:53 AM John, every time I read it now, I laugh harder. Thank you so much for trying to keep the shenanigans from starting.

Arthur Vaso October 10, 2017 at 9:48 PM Ok I will jump in the tub! Jean Murray October 11, 2017 at 3:28 AM I knew it Tim!

Arthur Vaso October 10, 2017 at 8:20 PM This is certainly better than, Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub!!!! Loved it!

Tim Smith October 10, 2017 at 7:07 PM Fabulous Jean Murray October 11, 2017 at 3:28 AM I think Art might be a little lonely Tim.