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RUB A DUB DUB

JEANIEMAC
Rub a dub dub two in a tub.
Where did the soap go?
He lay back flat
Right on his back.
While she fiddled about below.

TIM SMITH
Rub a dub dub I fell in the tub.
I swear to you Lassie it's not always a stub.
The water is cold.
I'm getting old.
Come a little closer and give it a rub.

LIM'RIK FLATS
Jeanie and Timmy alone in the tub.
Sounds like a poem which might need a scrub.
I cannot say s*x.
Not sure about pecs.
H**l, the censors might just overdub. 

ARTHUR VASO
Rub a dub dub, there's three in a tub.
Sure hope one doesn't give it a rub.
The lassie is fine.
She has two to shine.

EVE ROPER
Rub a dub dub four in a swingers tub.
Girls raised their glass, boys the stilettos subs.
Full of champagne and olives.
Pond koi had other motives.
Oh la la,, that's not the knob it's my club!

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Date: 12/10/2017 8:21:00 PM
I am not very good at funny , but here is mine :) Rub a dub dub four in a swingers tub - girls raised their glass, boys the stilettos subs - full of champagne and olives - pond koi had other motives - Oh la la,, that's not the knob it's my club
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 12/11/2017 1:15:00 AM
That's brilliant! Welcome to the club Eve.
Date: 10/16/2017 8:12:00 PM
i love tubs :)
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/17/2017 4:45:00 AM
Me too Eve. I have a little cast iron one here in the house. Why don't you join us?
Date: 10/14/2017 6:28:00 PM
Oh Jean this is fun i will see what I can come up with:-) hugs jan xx
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/14/2017 8:03:00 PM
Fantastic Jan!! The water was getting lukewarm, but if you and Andrea don your itsy bitsy tinie weini bikinis, it's bound to get hot in there.
Date: 10/14/2017 5:58:00 PM
hahaha. I see you are doing like Jan now and getting folks to join in with limericks! That is a fun way to get community spirit.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 10/14/2017 6:27:00 PM
I don't encourage them Andrea it just happens lol - the last one i posted and next thing I know I got a mail from Seren and then I discovered Tim had added a limerick comment lol:-) hugs jan xx
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/14/2017 6:26:00 PM
Won't you jump in Andrea?
Date: 10/10/2017 10:14:00 PM
TWO GOTD! for the price of one — I love it!!! Jeanie and Timmy alone in the tub//sounds like a poem which might need a scrub//I cannot say s*x//Not sure about pecs//H*ll, the censors might just overdub. CHEERS 'n CHUCKLES to two super sillies ~ john
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/11/2017 3:53:00 AM
John, every time I read it now, I laugh harder. Thank you so much for trying to keep the shenanigans from starting.
Date: 10/10/2017 9:48:00 PM
Ok I will jump in the tub!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/11/2017 3:28:00 AM
I knew it Tim!
Date: 10/10/2017 8:20:00 PM
This is certainly better than, Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub!!!! Loved it!
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Date: 10/10/2017 7:07:00 PM
Fabulous
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/11/2017 3:28:00 AM
I think Art might be a little lonely Tim.