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Trembles and Thrills

The sight of his pecs made me quiver
I was trembling and all of a quiver
To get his finely toned body
Became his life not his hobby
But in the bedroom he couldn’t deliver

He was thrilled when I cooked him a meal
I hoped his body he’d later reveal
But he drank too much wine
I saw this as a sign
Of this problem he tried to conceal

I brought him a little blue pill
Thought its action could give us a thrill
But he fell fast asleep
And was soon counting sheep
Poor guy, he’s really over the hill!

N/A in original contest and never entered in another contest
Submitted to LOSERS ONLY contest by Jerry T Curtis

12~10~15

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Keith Bickerstaffe December 27, 2015 at 5:56 PM Hilarious Jan! A superb set of LIMERICKS in splendid rhythm and rhyme... BRAVO! Best wishes, Keith Keith Bickerstaffe December 27, 2015 at 6:03 PM They obviously don't know talent when they see it... K. Jan Allison December 27, 2015 at 6:01 PM I got N/A in the contest but I had fun with the poem Keith:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 22, 2015 at 5:52 PM Merry Christmas Jan... been away... this is a very funny set of well written limericks Jan - thank you for the enjoyment - Lindsay Jan Allison December 22, 2015 at 5:59 PM Hope you will join in my limerick contest:-) Have a great Christmas and New Year:-) and in Manx - 'Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa':-) hugs Jan

Funom Makama December 17, 2015 at 3:50 AM lines with curves of wisdom and landscapes of awe! My mind is in a park of joy to how I manage selecting this page. Keep on writing dear poet and as always, a wonderful 7 without a doubt! Jan Allison December 17, 2015 at 5:12 AM Thanks so much Funom:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie December 14, 2015 at 8:27 AM so jan has a freaky side....everybody needs one that's why I don't hide....because like poetry, there is an art to creating sensuous pride....and if there ever comes a day of need, the little blue pill will be tried....lol....that was hilarious jan....;) Jan Allison December 14, 2015 at 12:13 PM Thanks so much Eric lol I'm not sure what Olive will think of this BUT I have to go with my muse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Keng Chuan Seng December 12, 2015 at 6:37 AM Who would have thought... A perfect set of pecs... And looks to match.. Conceals a weakness... A blue Pill cannot outmatch... Hence, all trembles and no thrills... Who would ever have thought... Jan Allison December 12, 2015 at 6:38 AM Just a fun write Keng:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus December 11, 2015 at 8:43 AM Humour at its best, Jan! He does look good, but after reading your set of limericks I must admit that I would not want to change places with him:) Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 11, 2015 at 8:58 AM LOL Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Godwin December 11, 2015 at 8:40 AM The pic woke me quicker than my coffee, but alas your humorous write had me picking up my coffee again. Extremely witty and clever - a true gem ... CayCay Jan Allison December 11, 2015 at 8:57 AM Thanks CayCay I'm not sure what Olive will think lol - maybe the pic will seal a win lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May December 10, 2015 at 5:37 PM lol..That must have been hard on you Jan...nice one Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:41 PM Ha ha ha Joseph you deserve brownie points for that comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Thomas Martin December 10, 2015 at 5:37 PM LOl, Jan! Very funny if you are under forty! Very funny !!! Jerry T Curtis December 11, 2015 at 7:56 AM I'll tell-ya Thomas it's not so funny when you over 40, good thing, I'm only 39, eh Great job Jan Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:41 PM I'm 21 every year Thomas lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. December 10, 2015 at 5:30 PM Lol !Jan, this is sooo funny. However, it took me a while to read it though because I was to busy looking at the picture. Great job. Best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:40 PM ha ha ha love that comment Alexis - thought I would bring a bit of fun back to the site it's sadly lacking at the moment lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso December 10, 2015 at 5:29 PM Hilarious, since you found my photo, would you like me to autograph it for you? This should do well! Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:42 PM You are behind me in the queue Eve I saw him first!:-) hugs jan xx Eve Roper December 10, 2015 at 5:41 PM Hahaha.... I want your autograph!!!! PLEASE Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:40 PM Ohhh yes thanks for sending me the pic Arthur - I won't sleep tonight you are SOOOOOOO gorgeous my friend. Of course I will have to meet you personally to get the pic signed - I mean you could be an impostor lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper December 10, 2015 at 5:26 PM Hahaha.... you are so funny girl Hahaha... I can not stop laughing. A sure winner in Olive's contest. Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:28 PM As long as I make people laugh with my poems Eve that is the most important thing - not sure it will even place in the contest but I'm loving the feedback from you lovely people here:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer December 10, 2015 at 5:10 PM this is so YOU, jan! hilarious! Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 5:15 PM Not sure if it's what the sponsor is looking for lol but after recent events here I am trying to inject a little humour back into the site:-) hugs Jan xx