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Trembles and Thrills

The sight of his pecs made me quiver
I was trembling and all of a quiver
To get his finely toned body
Became his life not his hobby
But in the bedroom he couldn’t deliver

He was thrilled when I cooked him a meal
I hoped his body he’d later reveal
But he drank too much wine
I saw this as a sign
Of this problem he tried to conceal

I brought him a little blue pill
Thought its action could give us a thrill
But he fell fast asleep
And was soon counting sheep
Poor guy, he’s really over the hill!

N/A in original contest and never entered in another contest
Submitted to LOSERS ONLY contest by Jerry T Curtis

12~10~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Keith Bickerstaffe Date: 12/27/2015 5:56:00 PM Hilarious Jan! A superb set of LIMERICKS in splendid rhythm and rhyme... BRAVO! Best wishes, Keith Login to Reply Keith Bickerstaffe Date: 12/27/2015 6:03:00 PM They obviously don't know talent when they see it... K. Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2015 6:01:00 PM I got N/A in the contest but I had fun with the poem Keith:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/22/2015 5:52:00 PM Merry Christmas Jan... been away... this is a very funny set of well written limericks Jan - thank you for the enjoyment - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/22/2015 5:59:00 PM Hope you will join in my limerick contest:-) Have a great Christmas and New Year:-) and in Manx - 'Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa':-) hugs Jan

Funom Makama Date: 12/17/2015 3:50:00 AM lines with curves of wisdom and landscapes of awe! My mind is in a park of joy to how I manage selecting this page. Keep on writing dear poet and as always, a wonderful 7 without a doubt! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/17/2015 5:12:00 AM Thanks so much Funom:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie Date: 12/14/2015 8:27:00 AM so jan has a freaky side....everybody needs one that's why I don't hide....because like poetry, there is an art to creating sensuous pride....and if there ever comes a day of need, the little blue pill will be tried....lol....that was hilarious jan....;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/14/2015 12:13:00 PM Thanks so much Eric lol I'm not sure what Olive will think of this BUT I have to go with my muse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Keng Chuan Seng Date: 12/12/2015 6:37:00 AM Who would have thought... A perfect set of pecs... And looks to match.. Conceals a weakness... A blue Pill cannot outmatch... Hence, all trembles and no thrills... Who would ever have thought... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/12/2015 6:38:00 AM Just a fun write Keng:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/11/2015 8:43:00 AM Humour at its best, Jan! He does look good, but after reading your set of limericks I must admit that I would not want to change places with him:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/11/2015 8:58:00 AM LOL Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 12/11/2015 8:40:00 AM The pic woke me quicker than my coffee, but alas your humorous write had me picking up my coffee again. Extremely witty and clever - a true gem ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/11/2015 8:57:00 AM Thanks CayCay I'm not sure what Olive will think lol - maybe the pic will seal a win lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Thomas Martin Date: 12/10/2015 5:37:00 PM LOl, Jan! Very funny if you are under forty! Very funny !!! Login to Reply Jerry T Curtis Date: 12/11/2015 7:56:00 AM I'll tell-ya Thomas it's not so funny when you over 40, good thing, I'm only 39, eh Great job Jan Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:41:00 PM I'm 21 every year Thomas lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 12/10/2015 5:37:00 PM lol..That must have been hard on you Jan...nice one Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:41:00 PM Ha ha ha Joseph you deserve brownie points for that comment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 12/10/2015 5:30:00 PM Lol !Jan, this is sooo funny. However, it took me a while to read it though because I was to busy looking at the picture. Great job. Best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:40:00 PM ha ha ha love that comment Alexis - thought I would bring a bit of fun back to the site it's sadly lacking at the moment lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/10/2015 5:29:00 PM Hilarious, since you found my photo, would you like me to autograph it for you? This should do well! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:42:00 PM You are behind me in the queue Eve I saw him first!:-) hugs jan xx Eve Roper Date: 12/10/2015 5:41:00 PM Hahaha.... I want your autograph!!!! PLEASE Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:40:00 PM Ohhh yes thanks for sending me the pic Arthur - I won't sleep tonight you are SOOOOOOO gorgeous my friend. Of course I will have to meet you personally to get the pic signed - I mean you could be an impostor lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 12/10/2015 5:26:00 PM Hahaha.... you are so funny girl Hahaha... I can not stop laughing. A sure winner in Olive's contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:28:00 PM As long as I make people laugh with my poems Eve that is the most important thing - not sure it will even place in the contest but I'm loving the feedback from you lovely people here:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/10/2015 5:10:00 PM this is so YOU, jan! hilarious! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/10/2015 5:15:00 PM Not sure if it's what the sponsor is looking for lol but after recent events here I am trying to inject a little humour back into the site:-) hugs Jan xx