Best Paperback Book Poems

The grandfather on my mother's side was a cheapskate. 
A real cheapskate.
One Christmas, he gave me a used paperback book.
Something like “Jimmy Plays Baseball.”
It was...

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Got pabst blue ribbon
for american rhythm 
and now presenting 
some sophistication;
ladies and gentleman 
stay clear i'm pissing
straight jameson; 
on these rocks here
still sipping on my...

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i sling rhymes
like i fling stones;
miraculous style
bound to rock your dome.
i got metaphors
like a fortune teller;
for sense like a psychic
when i predict futures. 
my two...

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Now god dang darn nabbit if I'm a gonna have it,
any other way then the way I done describe it.
Countryside road hellbent on winding;
barely getting...

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I'm too able bodied to be this poor,
too intelligent to ignore, 
the establishment 
f$cking us over anymore. 
Why's the working class
the poorer class?
And who does...

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Getting high like cocaine 
as i fly higher then your rogaine;
wishing i was snowboarding 
not falling outta college.
When i die, lord may i touch the...

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I love farmland in spring 
and new beginnings 
and winning in extra innings. 
I love a fat lady singing;
barbecues, chilling, grilling; 
no curfews, imported brews;
a...

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take sanctuary in my city; 
and live peacefully with me. 
we're just people, plain and simple; 
and that's good enough for we.
we're just people, plain...

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Congress is bitching again, trying to make it look like they’re doing something.
But they don’t give a damn; career politicians know it’s a scam.
But do...

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my skateboard aint got no brakes.
aint that the breaks? neh im just great.
i got faith that angels negotiate 
the paths these vehicles take. 
insuring i...

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This poet decided against  
becoming a measly minced meaty morsel

undetected inauspicious augury 
     assigning  adept 
   ...

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1. list of goals, wishes and questions

2. if then poems

3. multiple perspectives 

4. definitions 

5. word associating 

6. jokes and riddles 

7. american dream

8. multiple...

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My very first poetry book was released this morning and is available from the following website.

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/one-for-the-lift-ticket/7970992

It's priced fairly cheap at 10.97$ for the paper-back or...

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wake up hysteria, 
good morning america;
don't panic but your 
countries senile;
the politicians are evil.
what's the media feeding you?
propaganda and slander, 
B. S. by the bushel,...

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Suppose a bunch of crayons began to organize in clans; 
separated by color and ceased to intermingle. 
It'd probably be simple and easy to slip...

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