Rap Jesus

i sling rhymes
like i fling stones;
miraculous style
bound to rock your dome.
i got metaphors
like a fortune teller;
for sense like a psychic
when i predict futures. 
my two cents
make so much sense
i gain interest.
i'm a bank-teller storytelling 
shorty loving typo fellow; 
clever like a rapper but lazy
wont spit it loco gringo.
just pen it and sling it 
type borracho. 
best go get your poncho 
cuz im turning water to cerveza
then im dropping some rain on ya.
tasty styles token so your bound to be saying 
is this hound playing or was he born easter morning?

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/one-for-the-lift-ticket/7970992

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Oldcrow Poet

Date: 6/2/2009 10:40:00 PM

lol this is the most ridiculous thing i ever wrote. PS i was an easter baby.

Nadia Shahwan

Date: 5/18/2009 1:20:00 PM

Unique.

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 5/9/2009 10:24:00 AM

my two cents/make so much sense/..i'm a bankteller, storyteller/shorty-loving, typo fellow/..ok now you do know Jesus was not happy with moneylenders LOL...lingo would rhyme with gringo..clever like a rappers lingo/won't split it with the loco gringo..perhaps...i'm a typo borracho/best get your poncho...and this line doesn't play as well as the rest "then im dropping some rain on ya." punctuation emphazises pause length & missing letters i'm is I am HUGS Light & Love

L'Nass Shango

Date: 5/5/2009 7:44:00 AM

Similies and metaphors exploding like stars in the skies ... new worlds of imagination born ... love the boy blue poet blowing this horn. Peace.