Rap Jesus

i sling rhymes like i fling stones; miraculous style bound to rock your dome. i got metaphors like a fortune teller; for sense like a psychic when i predict futures. my two cents make so much sense i gain interest. i'm a bank-teller storytelling shorty loving typo fellow; clever like a rapper but lazy wont spit it loco gringo. just pen it and sling it type borracho. best go get your poncho cuz im turning water to cerveza then im dropping some rain on ya. tasty styles token so your bound to be saying is this hound playing or was he born easter morning? http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/one-for-the-lift-ticket/7970992