Best Office Staff Poems
My secretary just lost her drawers
Ending up on the floor on all fours
She had a good laugh
At the office staff
Who were primed to become paramours!
RESPECT :
If we take examples of respect from our every day life like Teachers,
Only those teachers get proper respect from their students
Who have strong communication skills,and having grip on their learning and teaching skills.
If we take Example of Students,
Only those students who get great scores ,take keen interest in their studies ,ambitious,Courageous and capability to achieve their tasks are well respected and loved by teachers.
If we take the example of office workers,
Only those staff member who have great working skills,who obey orders of management,And do every work on time are respected by management.
If we take example of office management,
Only those officers who have strong management skills,task making or giving capabilities,complete projects on time,strong professional skills,strong decision making power are well respected by office staff.
Respects people’s Feelings .Even if it doesnot mean anything to you it could mean every thing to them.
I have no tolerance for boys who disrespect women
There will be times in your life when you have to choose between being loved and being respected,
Always Pick Being Respected ,that love without respect was always Fleeting.
But that respect could grow into Real Ever Lasting Love .
It’s a Islamic value or Moral Value:
All person get respect in that case ,when they give respect to their elders properly and show kindness and love to their youngers.
If a person wana get respect from others,he should respect the rights of other person first.
By Aliza Kashmala Kiran
BLUE FACE
They’re in metro looking at text-phones
My son in bedroom staring at computer
Office staff watching screens of numbers
All aglow
Silent one-way communion
New electronic god to talk to
Church of the blue-faced zombies
Cherry could hardly contain her excitement.
Her busy brick office staff was hiring another apple today!
Plain sweet chocolate drop asked her if she had heard.
A selfish thought came into head, but she ignored it.
What if this apple was as proud and stuck up as the last one?
That might throw a wrench into her coherent plans.
I hear this kind of apple is rather tasteless, chocolate drop said.
What would she know? She barely had a bubble of experience.
Cherry offered to undertake the teaching of Apple upon his arrival.
He had a great ambiance, and seemed willing to listen to her commands.
She felt they could carry on a casual affair in the future,
Include chocolate drop? Why would they?
NATO
The secretary general of NATO is a Norwegian
and as most Norwegian's pro-American
and probably selected for his fidelity
He is a tall thin man, likes to run in the woods
and has been observed saluting them while talking
to his elbow
still wearing his confirmation suit which he has
grown out of, he must be a frugal type
at conferences his eyes darts around like a rabbit
caught in the headlight of a car
on these occasions, he has been seen talking to
probably sending a message to his office staff not
to forget turning off the copier
NATO is a strange outfit, the idea was a defense
against an enemy people were too polite to mention
I will go out on a lam and guess it was the Russians
funny thing the way we think of Russia, nation
feared by Europeans despite the fact she saved
Europe getting rid of the Nazis.
I've been told NATO, has 35 generals who look
splendidly uniformed at glittering parties
we know, read between the lines, NATO is
a sub diary of the USA, that has transformed
the outfit into a reserve army, bombing places
like Kosovo, Libya, and other targets in
the name of democracy which translate into
a client state, with cheap oil and corrupt leaders
the secretary general is often appears in
Norwegian news paper about his importance
and help to secure a sense of being among
among the big boys of international affairs
Now is the time to ask,
Now is the time for us to know,
Where have the Trillions gone,
That were supposed to right past wrongs,
That were meant to level the playing field,
To make opportunities more equal.
Now is the time to follow the money trail,
To find out if it was well spent,
On programmes that never deliver,
Or deliver just to one or two,
When it was intended for hundreds or even thousands.
It is time to ask why so many services are duplicated,
It is time to ask why the money paid for so many hangers on,
And so many office staff and people with degrees,
Who right up reports that look good on paper.
Now is the time to ask,
Where have the trillions gone,
Now is the time to ask,
Should we give the Money to robots,
Who, may put it to better use.