Best Occupations Poems

Should the player play the fiddle
the carver of wood whittle
And the dancer piroutte
While the bakers bake and sweat

While the architect draws his lines
And the drummer drums in time
The farmers make things grow
While teachers teaches us so

Let preachers preach the word
And the shepherds lead their herds
Let...

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In a random survey, working class
Americans were asked:
What occupations they thought the worst.
These three were singled out: the first
embalmers, the second dentists
the third, the most obviass, proctologists.

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