California Fires Fueled By Das Don Trumpeting Hot Air

California Fires Fueled By Das Don Trumpeting Hot Air © Dante's Inferno chokes breathable air fiery flames fuel state of emergency president did declare despite his disclaimer global warming "FAKE," no matter glare ring obvious indisputable proof, nonetheless, the commander in chief blatantly doth jeer and doubles down ‘bad environmental laws’ mare reed with water shortage explains conflagration, oh...,and while he takes a knee in prayer (re: home companion fashion) Thee Oaf blithely vouchsafes courtesy, sans colorful swear words plus (purportedly, unbeknownst to him marijuana laced powder milk biscuits giving him courage - er chutzpah as if he needed any) to veer way off script of late spluttering, spouting, and even spewing outrageous claims that (YES) extraterrestrials rank as chief villainous figures as nonpareil arsonists this year. This Lake Woe begone Wharton warrior no stranger to attribute blame, where unidentified flying objects affected intergalactic collusion (hare brained scheme hatched, engineered, and brooded while holed away in his Trump Taj Mahal) from outer limits of twilight zone) fair game, not averse to accuse Norwegian bachelor farmers falsely, and even Grimm folklore characters, not outrageous to name, he will continue to repeat falsehoods, and later subsequently quote himself without shame!