Best Nutcase Poems

cold as ice with the heater on
the aspirin causes me to bruise
like murky water mirages on a ceiling of used stars, 
i become lost in thought as the scent of you makes me float on air
i believe that i am immersed in the confetti convention...

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Why do I get lumbered with a nutcase on the bus?
I’m craving peace and quiet, so I won’t make a fuss.

But I don’t want to hear about his toenail collection,
or that he must take Viagra to maintain his ********!

Oh crikey, he doesn’t need it -...

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'Marty King, this ain't my thing
You must be suffering as if your life is buffering' 
I reply 'If I was roughin', then I'll take Me a Bufferin'
Eat me some stuffin' and a banana nut muffin
Make me some cheese grits
Then I'll munch on some Ritz
Bump some...

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