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Best Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin Poems

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The Three Little Pigs - a New Story
Now here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents...

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Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse



Red
Little Red Riding Hood, we'll call her "Red",
Was taking her granny some food
But the wolf had spotted her basket
And thought that he'd be shrewd

He said,...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, funnyred, evil, red,
Form: Rhyme
Bathroom Crazy?
Feelings can mislead
To do a stupid deed!

Go to bathroom again and again?
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!

Is it a symptom - Then be brave!
I'm...

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Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, angst
Form: Couplet

Book: Shattered Sighs