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The Three Little Pigs - a New Story
...Now here's a tale that needs to be told Of three little pigs so very different Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky These names by their parents were given Now I could say these pigs were n......

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Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse
Bathroom Crazy?
...Feelings can mislead To do a stupid deed! Go to bathroom again and again? Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin! Is it a symptom - Then be brave! I'm the only one I can save!......

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Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, angst
Form: Couplet



Red
...aid, "Hey little girl, where you goin?" The wolf was thinking he's cool But Red paid him no nevermind And mumbled,"I'm just passing thru" "What's in the basket, little girl?" The wolf asked her with an awful grin But Red replied, for the second time, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" Oh wait, that's a different story That wolf is this one's brother I think their daddys were different But I'm sure, they have the same mother Anyway, ......

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Categories: not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, funnyred, evil, red,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things