Best North Korea Poems

Cabbage Patch Kids Of North Korea

Most N. Koreans go to camp, Camp 22
365 days a year they stay
Eat 1 head of cabbage every day forever
They don’t need sun or play they say
Work occupies them
Children turn in their parents for some bread
Watch them tortured 
When they...

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North Korea Now and Not Black Power

Is a prosaic 
Of something quite archaic
Country far behind.

This is what I thought of after
watching news about North
Korea exploding another bomb.
Inferior countries are looking for
attention getters to overcome 
and compensate for an inferior
complex. Of course, they thing
an occasional show...

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Trump A Houdini

Trump had actually been a Houdini, 
And we thought that he was a meanie; 
After he did have a case of diarrhea, 
He then ended up in North Korea. 

Trump compared to Kim is much older, 
And Kim's head equals Trump's shoulder; 
One...

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A dangerous little fellow in North Korea
Is making us nervous with his crazy ideas
Like another damn luny
Known for his cruelty
Back in the thirties with his weird panacea...

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A Christmas present?
Not a Christmas present!
Dude anything but a Christmas present!
I’m beggin’ ya! Not a Christmas present!

“Give me my way or I’ll show my butt!
If you don’t do what I want, I’ll send a spook.
Give me my spoiled brat way, or I’ll play the nut!
I’ll...

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His eyes grow cold as his hair crawls down his shirt to his spoon, into his cabbage water. 
He cries inside, for his innocence lost, for who this will make him become….for what he cannot have. 
 Inhumane, he is like cattle and he is...

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Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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Are there lazy guys in The White House?
Let’s pick your loudest ‘’ Yes’’ or ‘’No’’
And could they World Peace Moves a bit douse 
I would wait for a ‘’ Speak on’’ or ‘’ Go.’’

For the first, Russians could one serve ‘’ Yes,’’
For the second ‘’Simply...

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Once the green land of morning calm and high serenity
Soon waved the blood red flag, stained with the false words “We will soon be free”
Now a grey, barren mountain swallowed by Yaldabaoth’s sea...

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Chinese trollers
Cranes and pulleys motor oil saliva
Fishhook cockroach antennas dipped to the oceans
Thousands of sailing creepy crawlers
Bandits with razors

Cross the boundless seas
Devours crumbs of every kind of confiscated fish
Left to crawl or swim on the ocean floor

The hulls share their creaking space
With bunks for 20-year-old...

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