Cabbage Patch Kids of North Korea

Cabbage Patch Kids Of North Korea Most N. Koreans go to camp, Camp 22 365 days a year they stay Eat 1 head of cabbage every day forever They don’t need sun or play they say Work occupies them Children turn in their parents for some bread Watch them tortured When they die the children cry with joy Wish they had more parents to sacrifice To glorify the state for food Cabbage is delicious with government approval All children born in Camp 22 are killed at once I guess you could say that is not very nice or much fun But cabbage patch kids who do survive Are permitted to eat a kernel of corn From cow manure and work inside till they die No less no more It is a game of attrition not nutrition But who are we to criticize Camp 22 will survive