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Best Norris Poems


Chuck Norris
You can gargel peanut butter
And slam a revolving door
You were born with a beard 
And at the age of two drunk your first beer
And afterward crushed the can on your head
You never run thats why you are Walker Texas Ranger
You help old ladies across the...

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Categories: norris, funny,
Form: Ode
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris




Too strong....

Never Wrong

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For the contest A FOOTLE RETROSPECTIVE...

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Book: Reflection on the Important Things