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Mr Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my Ancient History books

WOW! WOW!

What a great physique 
Unmatched in these here parts
Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest
In a new category set apart

BAD! BAD!

Didn't mean to offend you
You do have...

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Categories: neanderthal man, funny, universe,
Form: Quatrain

Bring Back Neanderthal Man

     ~ An Eight-Line Treatise on 'Settler Colonialism' ~

         The Apache beat up on the Cheyenne
           and the Iroquois on the Sioux

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Categories: neanderthal man, america, history, irony, language,
Form: Rhyme

Mr Neanderthal Man

HEY! HEY!

Mr. Neanderthal Man
Where did you get those looks?
Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you
In my ancient history books

WOW! WOW!

What a great physique 
Unmatched in these here parts
Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest
In a new category set apart

BAD! BAD!

Didn't mean to offend you
You do have...

Continue reading...

Categories: neanderthal man, fun,
Form: Rhyme

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