Best Nats Poems

we sat, my brother and I
leaning against the old wood pannels of the room
the smoke engulfed us like breath
as the threat of violence loomed

his voice was quiet still
passion and regret burned in his eyes
when he finally opened his mouth
words failed him for the first time

he'd...

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The Great Falls of the northern Plains is actually a chain of five seperate waterfalls
varying in height and majesty extending over 12 miles,
they also confirm that the right river was chosen,
we had hoped that the necessary portage of boats and supplies
would take no more than...

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Take the Washington Metro, and get off at the Navy Yard.
Getting to and from Nationals Park is not hard.
The baseball team is making itself a name.
They send the other teams off losing in shame.
The Nats have been winning games at a torrid pace.
Have you seen...

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Flawless
Down in Florida on the twenty-ninth of May,
the Phillies had a pitcher named Roy Halladay.

There was a show in store for Phillies fans in town.
In each inning, three came up and three went down.

In this one game during a pennant chase,
not one Florida Marlin could...

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Mama always said,
If you make that face it'll get stuck like that,
Brush your hair or you'll get rats,
You'll catch a cold if you dont wear a hat,
Dont make fun of people that are fat,
You'll get rabies if you pet stray cats,
You drop your food so...

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I saw a man in the mirror yesterday
I saw him there again today
Behind him I saw streets and houses and people everywhere
And my mind wondered and pondered and wondered what this man’s life was like 
there
And looking at this man in his world I thought...

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Derek  

Will you be able to bear it?  

First weekend in May  

And who the Yankees will play, 

Bringing slugging Louisville woods  

Tigers score if they could.  

In the Bronx  

Bombers get what they want.  

While springtime proposes...

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On the dusty table there sat
Dirty cups and plates and other nick-nats 
Swept across the table was a book
That had news clippings worth a look
For it was placed together to tell
A gradual descent into a fiery hell

As the wind blew the pages were revealed
Of a...

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They are jumping for joy down in DC. 
Washington area fans are full of glee. 
It's the first time a team has won since 1933. 
Who was around to remember that? Not me! 
This season, the Nationals are the beast. 
They finished first in the...

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The team stands atop the National League East.
This squad of players appears to be the new beast.
The number of accumulated wins says it all.
This has been the best start since they moved from Montreal.
With great seasons from Strasburg, Werth, and the other boys,
the Washington fans...

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