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Best Nastier Poems

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Premium Member Nasty Panda
China charges 1 million annually
For each panda in our zoos
If we won't pay in full
Then the pandas we will lose
Nasty Panda's the exception
No one wants...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nastier, animal, corruption, dark, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
The Biggest Loser
There goes the Donald again, flapping his mouth
Every time he lets it fly, his ratings go South

And she who would be chief Constitutional vandal
The media...

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Categories: nastier, america, humor, political,
Form: Couplet
School Is Cool
School is Cool?

School is cool he says,
Pardon, what have you just said?
I think you must be feeling ill,
You had better retire to bed.

School is definitely...

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Categories: nastier, school,
Form: Rhyme



A Different Taste
Those hateful green eyes. . .
I’ve seen more color in blacks and grays than in your bottomless hell
You call yourself a true friend?
With you, I’ve...

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Categories: nastier, anger, conflict, for him,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
An Angry Funny Poem
An Angry Funny Poem

I don’t just see what I want to see anymore.
I hope you catch something for cheating on me.
She isn’t even worth fighting...

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Categories: nastier, betrayal, black african american,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Salvation According To Faith
SALVATION ACCORDING TO FAITH


“Help, help!”, I shout out loud, in fear.
‘HELP, HELP!’, echoes of my voice I hear.
Over and over, impinge in my mind
Closer and...

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Categories: nastier, blessing, christian, faith, visionary,
Form:



Good Fortune
My fridge freezer's just had a wee on the floor
(the third time this month it's done that)
the toaster is showing it's nastier side
with a mortar...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nastier, humor, stars,
Form: Rhyme
Putting Yourself In Someone Else's American Dream
I’m a young woman living the American dream
working in a fast food restaurant 
this is not what I dreamed of but 
I got to be...

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© Donna Lu  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nastier, family, food, growing up,
Form:
Start Climbing My Habit
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© Quincy Mac  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nastier, allegory, community, conflict, confusion,
Form: Epic
Eerie, Beery Night
After one too many beers, in the wee hours of the night,
I whizzed around town in my motorbike, feeling light;

     I...

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Categories: nastier, funny, imagination, people, places,
Form: Couplet
Jerk Boy
You think you're so cool
you think you're so hot.
You told them I'm easy.
Told them I'm so easy.

You said you don't like me
but you like my...

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Categories: nastier, slam, me, time, boy,
Form: Ballade
The World As We Know It
The days are growing nastier
The months are growing weerier
The years are growing shorter
And the People are growing further.

The seasons and weather are clashing
The water and...

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Categories: nastier, art, betrayal, emotions, pain,
Form:
Beery Biker
After one too many beers
in the wee hours of the night,
I whizzed around town on my
motorbike, feeling light.


I zoomed into dim sidestreets
and who or what...

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Categories: nastier, funny
Form: Rhyme
Memoir of a Real Nigga Time Travelor From a Proud and Silent Future
Memoir of a Real Nigga Time Travelor From a Proud and Silent Future.



A Monster seeding pre-grammatical,
Oscillating pivotals,
Octaves hit the matter I’ve created known perennial,
Posture spun...

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Categories: nastier, black african american, black
Form: Rhyme
Unfamiliar Route
Life is a route they say,
And I choose the rooted route,
For the root will hold the fruit,
And the shoot will ever be strong,
But somehow there...

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Categories: nastier, betrayal, boy, childhood,
Form: Verse