Best Moustache Poems

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” 

David Brown, August 12, 2015

David had a moustache
It covered his lips
It grew and it grew
Till it reached to his hips

It flapped in the breeze
And it frightened small dogs
In the winter it would freeze
And in the...

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The wind blows, nobody really knows
Why the Lorax hated such a simple ax
The fish wish they surf with a dish
And the birds left without two words

(Written by my 9-year-old son, edited by me.)...

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Miraculous indeed, you must have done some very good deed to be one with the heavens and an accomplice with the devil. Your fountains are flowing galore and you couldn’t be asking for more when he heard a strange knock on the door. He had...

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orwell’s moustache: PART I

the father of big brother
whose face can be found on the cover of 
animal farm or nineteen eighty-four,
his two most popular literary achievements---
he stares back at us with a moustache---
a pencil moustache that seems to be grown
thicker than a No. 2,
so, maybe...

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Everytime
I see a man
with a moustache
my heart leaps....

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internet questionnaires say that some women find moustaches to be
signs of maturity, or perhaps a sign of an aggressive male who will
take charge, 
even further, some go on to say that moustaches are a sign of 
individuality,
because it takes a unique individual to walk around...

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She would measure the length of her "mini"
by the showing of hairs - none to many
she'd trim them to match
her boyfriends moustache
introduce it to friends as "young Vinnie"


John G. Lawless
5/12/2020...

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