Best Mortgage Poems

There once was a mortgage bank broker 

Who sold mortgages more than he oughta

Then one day he found

With the economy down

His own house appraised way under water...

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I had a friend who’s grandfather died someway
The government stole his home away
For his grandmother had Alzheimer’s disease 
Think not for herself anymore if you please
So they stole her home to pay for her care
Don’t you think that is so unfair

Grandfather worked hard all his...

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Be of good cheer, you're breathing aren't you
What else do you need, a  million or two
Let's not be greedy
Not one of the needy
Be satisfied, forget about the mortgage zoo...

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The moral mortgage of mice and men 

Yours truly quite astute,
especially regarding cute
little field mice, also known 
as meadow voles,
which imprecation one doth emote,
when aforementioned animal burrows inside
leaving pellet size poop in their wake
suddenly presenting a pain in the glute.

Analogous to swiss cheese
fecklessness riddled Homo...

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If you should hear Tom Selleck spout
His irritating, "It turns out..."
It isn't a fluke
Just gobbledygook
Intended to smother your doubt...

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Justice from heaven: low threshhold
Evidence on earth, different!
Spirit witnesses against unbelievers
Unless Jesus is the one we KNOW
Since the Cross made Pure Lamb pay

Such a huge price (Heaven's credit card)
Allows payment for unlimited number
Value the realtionship (with cardholder)
Except U enjoy relations with Him, U can't 
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The auction began and I could feel my pulse patter,
If I don't get this house, my heart it may shatter.

I got my ducks in a row, when I saw the sale poster,
It's been a ride to get here, a real rollercoaster. 

You see, the house...

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