Best Moocher Poems

The Moocher

By Elton Camp

Most families have one or two
“Loans” from you they pursue
And never fail to assuredly say
“I will pay it back, right away.”

So worthy I am of your complete trust
Never would I stoop to treat you unjust
You wouldn’t expect me to ask another
You will...

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I’ll breed shorthorns in Siberia if you can spare some money.
Fifty thousand ought to be enough to start. 
I can email you if I need more.
I know I do not know anything about shorthorns yet
But I can surely learn. 
Will you at least think about...

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