Best Modernize Poems

I wanted to be like Afrikaners
Admired their wars and wins
Then I saw their scars and manners:
"Folk are folk; some know SPIN!"...

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Let’s prioritize,
Revolutionize,
Synchronize,
Synthesize,
Modernize,
Electrify,

Excitement mounts in the mob.
They love the words.
They sound fancy, prancy, dancy.
They vote for the man.
At least it’s not a woman.
We can’t have one of those yet.

People are ready.
Want a change.
Except not a woman of course.
Never a woman.

Not realizing
All they really need
Is a house...

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