Best Missus Poems
Below are the all-time best Missus poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of missus poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Mushroom CloudFires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud
Settling over the town like a great shroud
And this gigantic mushroom
Created a baby boom
Because all...
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Horsing AroundI’m sick of hearing from old Bill that I’m a whimpish sort of bloke,
Because I don’t care for rodeo’s and can’t relate to outback folk,
That...
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Modern LifeModern Life
We are open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week
Except Monday mornings and Sunday nights.
What are they on about, at this place that...
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Categories:
missus, funny, life, car, me,
Form:
Rhyme
They Don'T Bite Like They Used ToHe sat there in his fav'rite chair, a blanket 'cross his lap
And covering his snow white hair was his old fishing cap.
I knew...
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Categories:
missus, father, nostalgia, social, dad,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Vacation TimeThe doc says I need a vacation
My energy just can't be rationed
Seems there's been some depletion
leading to get-up-and-go secretion
He told me to take...
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Categories:
missus, recovery from, vacation,
Form:
Couplet
Bugger - Her ResponseBugger
17th July 2015
Last night my missus gave me some oysters for tea
Was I in for a night of rip snorting whoopee?
I showered and shaved...
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Categories:
missus, fun, funny, humor, longing,
Form:
Rhyme
Raging At the Machine
Aaarrhhh!
You say it's not working again, dear
Curse that piece of metal junk,
it only works on Monday, Wednesday and Friday
Part-time dishwashing machine ...
and half of the...
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Categories:
missus, anger, humor, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Light Verse
Think AgainThink Again
I think of stuff all day
I think of stuff all night
Sometimes I think stupid
Sometimes I think bright
But I never think it wrong
Cos I am...
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Categories:
missus, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
For LauraFor Laura
She suffered in silence from the years of abuse
If not for the violence she felt of no use
She denied that her soul was addicted...
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Categories:
missus, depression, hope, philosophy, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
Two Spare Tires
Holidays can put a lot of miles
on the gastronomical tread ...
That last slice of cake
will have you wobbling to bed
So you better hope you’re at...
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Categories:
missus, food, funny, holiday, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Aunt Sally Is 80Aunt Sally Is 80
Well, my family calls me Aunt Sally;
I never was a missus.
I travelled with a disabled colonel,
As a nurse, until
My sister and I...
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Categories:
missus, age, birthday, courage,
Form:
Personification
Bed and BreakfastOf all the flamin’ rotten luck I said alighting from me van;
kicked the wheel holding the flat to upset our touring plan.
We’re miles away from...
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Impossible Mission To Sleep On Opposite Side of Marital BedImpossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...
Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
cheaply tricked out goo...
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Categories:
missus, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Bronco Don and Bally WatsonBronco Don Johnson and Bally Watson...
Oh they speak of Bally Watson and the Dirran boys don't laugh...
Yet they tell in whispers how his ear was...
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Categories:
missus, adventureold, horse, old,
Form:
Rhyme