Best Misspelling Poems

Staring, vapor locked, at my Hammond B-3 console organ, which dominates my 
kitchen.  Surely a symbol of my madness.  I can't help, but think, if the keys were 
the days of my life, and the black ones represented the bad days, are there...

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an earlier draft of this barely satisfactory missive ex post facto, i chomped asper with upper dentures upon evincing a couple of typographical errors, in up rye or draft, and did not wanna dodge being a spell bound stickler for typing words correctly. 

though no...

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The New York skyline glimmered in the sun
Saw September 8th 2001
was printed on the playbill in her hand
Happily she sought her name written there
At long last she had achieved top billing
Singing an aria she twirled around
Her costume spread in a circular swish
Then picking up a...

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Aunt Boo posted everything on social media.
Misspelling words, never using Wikipedia.
Atrocious punctuation was almost laughable.
Her caustic posts were anything but affable.
She had warnings all the time by those who knew.
She never verified facts - not a great thing to do. 
People were consistently threatening to...

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I passed an outdoor coffee cart
Which advertised its wares,
And one thing that was listed
Should have garnered many stares.

Among the donuts, pastries
And the joy each item brings,
There also was hot coffee sold
And there it was – cold drings!

I’m sure that English couldn’t be
The vendor’s native tongue;
Yet...

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No perfect verse
can be written before sleep;
it's better to procrastinate
than to write when your breath stinks!
No, I am not referring 
to unbrushed teeth
and unrinsed mouth,
but lots of gulping drinks!   
Even your pen swerves as a wheel of a car;
doesn't influence effects your ability
to...

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when I feel a want to run away

from the electronic world of 1's and 0's,

stats of 1000 megabytes and more,

to the meadows with my parchments,

quill, and ink remembering the breeze,

I breathe

crunching some more numbers on to the screen.


music aloud deafening my ears,

drumming my fingers

on the...

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4. 
the sex-appeal of the telephone 
and the bugle of the carnies-breaking cock-crows 
are all harmonised seamlessly 

the noon in the blood 
is flowing along the river 

all the dialogues are covered 
with misspelling of men and women 

the tailors want to increase life 
cutting...

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as soon as the banishment in a forest comes to an end 
all the rain-drops come to the ball-room with unfolded 
umbrellas over their heads 

the slumber of the adjourned dialogues
also breaks 

all the blossoms of the cucurbitaceous plant
that are supposed to open their petals...

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To compensate for (A -Z)
     ineradicable alphanumeric
     character flaws (i.e. mutations
     of body or mind,)

     and avoid amass
sing wracking up vexatiously
     undesirable threatening class
action lawsuit...

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You should not be embarrassed
or shy when sometimes something
embarrassing taints your pride;
it can be a karaoke gone wrong,
a misspelling of a verse in church,
wardrobe dysfunction in a public space....
You should remember that everyone poops-
no need to hide as you get into the toilet;
it's part and...

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Tonight I'm a bathroom stall poetry critic 
let's see what we have here 
  
I LOVE TRANNYS 
DIVE AND LISA 4EVER 
SUCK MY F*CKIN DICK
  
Golly, do the kids these days 
ever love the 
liberal use of profanity. 
  
Certainly the reference...

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I could not tell the two of you apart.
 even when i tried to squint you just
 grew narrower

 and these words are slender stalks in a field 
seamless yet sperate, unrhyming yet punctuated. 

 i remember sitting in the kitchen with poor
 posture misspelling...

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Acrostic Rhyme One Word

Another
Calibrating
Reinventing
Origination
Situation
Temptation
Intoxicating
Collaboration 

Renewing
Hesitations
Yelling
Misspelling
Education 

Onto
New
Exportation's

Writing
Original
Rhyming
Design

"LOL"...

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Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw
     (less concerned about being fair versus
     abominable, irrevocable, and execrable
     unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & nonce)

cabinet of high priests,
     sans spelling...

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