Bathroom Stall Poetry Critic

Tonight I'm a bathroom stall poetry critic 
let's see what we have here 
  
I LOVE TRANNYS 
DIVE AND LISA 4EVER 
SUCK MY F*CKIN DICK
  
Golly, do the kids these days 
ever love the 
liberal use of profanity. 
  
Certainly the reference to 
Transvestites 
(with a key 
and very tact 
misspelling) 
is indicative 
of the poets love 
of the unknown, 
and his relishing 
of diving into 
the unknown, 
especially when 
the unknown 
is not what he 
thought it was. 
  
Who is Dive? 
It's obvious that 
Dive is called Dive 
because he likes 
to hang out in 
Dives. 
  
Maybe that third line isn't poetry 
after all.
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February 17, 2014 at 10:44 AM
Hahaha :D I dunno I sense a Robert Frost vibe.
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