Best Meghan Poems

Though Harry did marry
The girl of his dreams
That move was contrary
In some ways, it seems.

For royals are loyal
To country and Queen,
Yet tensions did boil;
Life wasn’t serene.

Some trouble did bubble
‘Tween Harry and Will
And Meghan found royalty
Less than a thrill.

Reporters, on orders,
Too, gave them no peace.
Despite their...

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She got more fame from marrying a Prince,
I have no clue if the allegations are nonsense.
Is this her Oscar-winning performance as well?
With time the truth comes to light with a loud yell....

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What is it about American divorcees 
and the British Royal Family?
Alas it never ends well.
The Duke and Duchess of woke!
Harry, what were you thinking?
Harry, what have you become?
Harry, Why? Why? Why?
Harry, she’s no Princess Di.
After Michelle and Hillary and Nancy
your precious commoner bride
is the most...

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Meghan and Harry

Read my story of Meghan and Harry
Went to Vegas, said let's marry
In true Elvis style
They rocked down the aisle
Witnessed by slot machine Larry


Sorry this is Meghan and Harry from Halifax
not the other two from Windsor...

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We are shouting a massive hurrah 
America provides a future princess
a leading light, now our superstar 
Harry she did certainly impress,

A fairy tale wedding in the making
time to be happy, celebrate, rejoice, 
events like this are groundbreaking 
our prince of taste, a wonderful choice....

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The ill woman lying silent in the steel wheelchair
was a lady if elegance living in exuberant riches,
who vividly remembers her as happy, generous, and fair?
Somebody should honor her with hugs and kisses!

Her fuzzy mind recreates wonderful images of adored faces,
of the ones who stood at...

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How obnoxious is Meghan Markle?
The one who married Royalty, with a
ring that makes a whole room sparkle?

Turns down flowers from her Caucasian
father? 
Then makes a video insulting her mother-in-
law, Elizabeth, the Queen, why bother?

Melissa McCarthy, playing the Queen?
She should only have such class.
A foul-mouth, tawdry...

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Suits actress Meghan Markle
Dreamy eyes glisten and sparkle
Ex-princess and activist
Quiet Rachel sorely missed...

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Meghan and Harry

So, Meghan and Harry appeared on the unelected
queen of America´s Oprah, last night.
Banality swam in a sea of phoney weeping. 
Harry, the prince, when not feeding, the chickens 
had to listen to them and nodding his head.
He cut a pathetic figure.
The gutter press...

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