Best Manx Poems

They are going to put up the prices
But say we will hardly notice the cost
They plan to increase the standing charges 
But spread them out so we can’t see what we’ve lost

The standing charge it will increase
But the cost of the gas will go down
When...

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"Morris" The Manx 

A "tailess" menace is what he can be..
Getting into everything; so full of energy!

A cheshire grin, a pair of big mischievous eyes..
Jumping out of nowhere, he likes to surprise!

He prances around, chasing everything freestyle.
Frolicking about, I have to smile.

Running like a rabbit,...

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The little Manx cat
has a short and stubby tail
This is how they're born.

They come from the Isle of Man.
It's out in the Irish Sea.
...

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TRIBUTE TO BOB CORKISH



Captain Tom’s a UK trail blazer
Bob Corkish is our Manx fundraiser
He’s raised over ten grand
Walking around Southlands
For care workers he’s a big praiser

Bob is ninety-three years of age
His endeavour now takes center stage
He may have tired feet
When his walk is complete
Could you...

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I once had a Manx who constantly primped; her white underbelly never sported one piece of grass or dirt.  She kept so clean and fluffy that we’d no idea he’d had her backside chewed up for three days, by an Opossum!

In altercation
My cat became...

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Mock Poem
 
A man I knew who lived in Vilamoura which is a vulgar
Replica of a real Portuguese Village, decide to walk
The whole length of the land, he came upon an old
a village so aged that houses collapsed by too many years.
A few people belonging...

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       Flirts French...

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When the Isle of Man Master Baitor
Got a gig on an Irish freighter
To Scotland they sailed
Until they were hailed 
When seamen splashed an aviator...

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Historical crooner, troll-like in burrows

your eerie cries are supernatural.

 

Lacking red, yellow and orange

but you shear the air to make up for it.

 

I walked a few steps around your island once. Got

so tired in a day with sandwiches and pop.

 

Marvelled at your fifty...

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