Best Man Eater Poems

Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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There was young “lady" of Chester
Who not only dated a jester
But also and baker n' smith
whom she all liked to kiss 
she's known as the great man-molester...

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Eyes hypnotic, body exotic-
Envelop me in your embrace!
Oh, I fear your touches toxic-
They set my Heart to race!
As is my fashion, a hostage of passion,
And bathed in an amorous flood
And now I feel my feelings gnashing-
Like a shark that senses Blood!...

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Man Eater. 
I was filleting a mackerel when I found a finger in its innards 
not much left of it looked like a prawn shell with fingernail,
I said nothing dipped the fillets in flour and deep fried them
served with cucumber salad, boiled potatoes and melted...

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[Instrumental solo]

[Intro][Female Vocals]  
 
I am a man eater
free to admit
I do it piece by piece till you submit
I start out with wit
and I follow on with my sexy bits

[Chorus][Female Vocals]  
I can get you going
(really smokin)
get you on that edge
white knuckle time...

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Late at night you can hear the story,
about this girl, she makes men bleed.
Voice of an Angel, beautiful eyes,
She's a man eater, in disguise.
She takes all they have and leaves them too die
Everyone wants her I don't know why...

I can't slam the door and lock...

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Tongues twist,words roll;
Friends and family wonder;
What it is,that has eaten me up!

I'll not tell them anything,
I'll let them think and think-
Till they feel they have the answer.

Whatever is consuming my flesh,
Hasn't reached my soul,
They don't have to worry.

This,that feasts on my blood,
Hasn't gotten to my...

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