Best Louse Poems

I must give you a very stern warning:
Don’t ever call me at three o’clock in the morning.
You certainly have some unencumbered effrontery.
Why at such an inconvenient time do you want to pester me?
Normal people find the time to sleep at that hour.
How would you like...

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Strong as stone, monotone, tremendous woman;
Muscles of steel, well veneered bulk stature, ( You go girl)
Keeper of a strong will in a race runs faster
She’s a lot, don’t need a man;
Big as an amazon, she ain’t no louse;
She’s full grown, and as her story told...

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My love said to meet him at three
where steaks were the best that could be, 
the chophouse.

I waited a long time and then
checked his firm before searching in
the courthouse.

Maybe drinks with clients for biz?
I checked a fave place for this, his
posh clubhouse.

Nothing, was he up...

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I have something in my house
Worse than a big squeaky mouse
It is mean and full of hate
I don't think it was my fate
For this creature to be here
I need to make it disappear
This object I am speaking of
Is a louse who can not love
There is...

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To a Louse
by Robert Burns
translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

Hey! Where're you going, you crawling hair-fly?
Your impudence protects you, barely;
I can only say that you swagger rarely
Over gauze and lace.
Though faith! I fear you dine but sparely
In such a place.

You ugly, creeping, blasted wonder,
Detested, shunned by...

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First he gets three shoes; none of them mates.
And my yesterday's steak on a blue dinner plate.
I will throw in a wet towel to make sure his clothes mold.
Am I being diabolical? No. Just a tiny bit cold.

He is going on vacation to sit in...

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The Cat in the Hat came back a while ago
  But the costume he wore to vroom the pink snow
Made him look like an extra in a cheap minstrel show
  So that cat was pure toast; he just had to go... 

Little Bo...

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Louse Minded

 

spinning wildly,

my mind's a madhouse,

 

going into thought

and racing all about

 

nothing's too sane within

the brain of a numbed louse

 

7-6-09...

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dirt head with full hair
natural garden for lice
live on the red wine


18.06.2020 Chattogram...

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I feel like a louse
Roger needs me there
He hates the loneliness
I really do care

He wants a companion
I cannot be the won
Myself and my children
Cannot replace his only son

I am locked in my own world
Inside is where I put the latch
To keep my children and me...

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