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Best Louse Poems

Below are the all-time best Louse poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of louse poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member A Desperate Housewife - in limerick form
A desperate housewife I knew
had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
she decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.

Having always been...

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Categories: louse, adventure, wife,

The Shrew's Rant
I’m your eldest daughter, but I ‘m not for sale
Stop lying about my temperament and telling other tales
Father, this tradition is archaic and no longer...

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Categories: louse, father daughter, marriage, relationship,

You’re in Palm Springs, not much to do 
But golf and get some sun
Hop on a cart, still almost dark
Get out and have some fun


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© Vic Pister  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, funny, golf, sports,

Nuclear leak
I am the nuclear ,the unwanted power,
i pay you according to you  care:
for how long have I served you?
Provided you the energy to carry...

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Categories: louse, care, pollution, science, technology,

Jonson's Ghost
The inn had gone to waste: I’d sold it off in haste.
Awaking in the gloom, as orbs lit up the room,
I recognised the ghost of...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, business

Premium Member Another Criminal Act
Before sentence is passed, please hear my plea
I promise to be the man that I should be
Don't give me death. Please be kind
I have a...

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Categories: louse, funny, life, me, me,

Premium Member THE 'TRESS'PASSER
I have a constant itch upon my head
So I scratch it with my finger
At night I head upstairs to bed
But the itching continues to linger


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Categories: louse, body, humorous, insect, school,

A Hillbilly Gets New Carpet
A Hillbilly Gets New Carpet

By Elton Camp

I got a magazine at th’ thrift store
Give an idea I didn’t have before
Rich folks carpets their whole floor

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, funny

But somehow they have done it and you can't help but admire, 
the pluck of these boot scootin' folk ... they never seem to tire....

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Categories: louse, funny, people, me, music,

Premium Member Visiting Dr Seuss Collaboration
I finally got my most exuberant, elaborate wish
To talk to the poet who immortalized red and blue fish,
The maestro who made a living from books...

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Categories: louse, poetry, tribute,

Premium Member Don't Blame Me
How come I’m the one at fault
Just because I came in late
The lipstick stains were an accident
So don’t act so irate

What you thought you saw...

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Categories: louse, funnyme,

Premium Member The Beauty Of Women- Continued
Well it was another one of those days
Where the devil had come about
I was trying to write about the beauty of women
And the words just...

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Categories: louse, funny, humorous, women, words,

Premium Member The Elf on the Shelf
This poem is not about me
but then my shelf is not a shelf but a tree,
so read on and then you will see.

I once knew...

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Categories: louse, me, old,

Main-Stream Media Have-A-Heart Trap
Each day foul critters infest our house
Though not by slipping in like a mouse
We just press a button
Or buy a subscription
To get news wrote or...

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Categories: louse, angst, humorous, political,

Bionic Betty: Another True Tale from the Mental Ward
Betty was bonafide crazy. She had shot her husband after a night of drunken quarreling, and was in the state mental hospital instead of being...

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Categories: louse, crazy, woman,

black snakeroot, yew, cocklebur, poison (ivy, oak, parsnip, sumac, ryegrass, hemlock), blister bushes, daffodil, mayapple, lilium, jerusalem cherry, indian licorice, deadly nightshade, christmas rose, bleeding...

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Categories: louse, life,

The Elephant and Mouse
The Elephant and Mouse

Way back a long, long time ago, when mouse and ‘phant were new
They thought that their relationship would always ring true blue

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Categories: louse, animals, nature,

Make A Place Feel Like A Home
It is not The Refrigerator almost empty or unplugged...
It was The Children with-in with All Their kisses and hugs.
It definitely isn't The Cheating Heart that...

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Categories: louse, abuse, anger, childhood, emotions,

Premium Member The Postman Cometh
My prankster, older son, came home from college, just the other day.
He saw such great possibilities, in how, he, with the Trolls, could play.
Now, you...

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Categories: louse, adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination,

Premium Member POETIC Hodge-Podge - Repost

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Categories: louse, funny, hope, love,

Norman Bates Tells His Story
Norman Bates Tells His Story

By Elton Camp

Nobody seems to care about the fix I’m in,
So it’s time the true story of my life to spin.

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, angstmother, life, me, time,

Premium Member DOG MASTER
Dog Master 


Kevin L Fairbrother 

Fifty dogs all different in size and shape
Impossible to tell the type of breed, mate
All the dogs have a...

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Categories: louse, dog, weather,

Oh, damn,  I get it, nowhowbrownsowcow-----that it's to be accepted on this site you need to be
the FATTED cow. Low of intellect, yet high...

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Categories: louse, allegory, anger, appreciation, change,

Premium Member Limerick: Once an Airman who couldn't stand his wife
Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife

Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, humorous,

After my cousin has visited for a day
My mum’s desperate for a holiday!

Mum pretends she’s gone out and tries to hide
But my auntie knows mum...

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Categories: louse, conflict, cousin, family, humorous,