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Laughter Is the Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour

Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed 
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2016

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/23/2016 9:13:00 PM yep, I knew this one would score high.WAY to go, Tim. Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 10/21/2016 1:18:00 PM He must have sat on beer bottles by mistake! You paint a funny picture, Tim, and the title is great. Congrats on this fine win. // paul Login to Reply

Beautiful Scars Date: 10/21/2016 9:02:00 AM lol! great one Tim :) Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 10/20/2016 9:41:00 PM Ouch! Poor old Bob must've been walking funny. Congrats on your win, Tim! Janice Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 10/20/2016 8:22:00 PM Congrats on your win Tim Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 10/20/2016 7:29:00 PM Hi Tim, I just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win: -) Alexis Login to Reply

Charlie Smith Date: 10/20/2016 7:22:00 PM Cans or bottles??? Congratulations Tim... Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 10/20/2016 6:46:00 PM Great humour Tim:-) Many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 10/14/2016 12:10:00 PM Busted a gut at "loaded with fear" !!! Outstanding, lim-master Tim! :-):-):-) Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2016 12:19:00 PM lol...Thanks John

Eve Roper Date: 10/13/2016 9:41:00 PM Funny :-) good luck in the contest Hugs Eve Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2016 12:19:00 PM Thanks Eve

Joseph May Date: 10/13/2016 8:57:00 PM Lol...Nice one Tim... Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2016 12:18:00 PM thanks Joseph

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/13/2016 8:06:00 PM OH BROTHER. hahaha Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2016 12:18:00 PM lol

Alexis Y. Date: 10/13/2016 7:20:00 PM Outch....Lol! The imagery in the limerick is off the charts.Bob should have called it a night several hours ago. Jan is going to love this one. I wish you best of luck in contest: -) Alexis Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/14/2016 12:17:00 PM Thanks : )

Grant Norwood Date: 10/13/2016 3:01:00 PM was trying to think of a joke around IPA, Got as far as Incredibly Painful... but couldnt work out what the A should be. Login to Reply Grant Norwood Date: 10/20/2016 10:29:00 PM congrats on your placement! Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 3:07:00 PM acupuncture ...loo

Daniel Turner Date: 10/13/2016 12:32:00 PM I've heard of beer enemas but this is taking it a little too far:) Very funny, Tim. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 12:33:00 PM Lol... thanks DT

Poet Destroyer A Date: 10/13/2016 11:21:00 AM Tim, lol. Wonder how drunk Bob was....lol... pd Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 11:37:00 AM There must have been a two for one special...lol or 2 for 2

Mark Paul Van Der Merwe Date: 10/13/2016 7:35:00 AM Okay Tim - this is definitely a winner for me - good luck in the contest not that you need it. - LOL Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 7:44:00 AM Lol... Thanks Mark

Paloma P Date: 10/13/2016 5:50:00 AM Ouch, apparently, not so happy hour. :) You'd be amazed what they find, my friend is a nurse in the ER, she has ALL kinds of stories... Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 7:27:00 AM Very unhappy if he doesn't get them out. Lol

Charmaine Chircop Date: 10/13/2016 3:41:00 AM Holy cow: )lol..Loved this.You are so good at limericks. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 7:26:00 AM Going to be Holy Crap...lol

Darren White Date: 10/12/2016 11:23:00 PM I've heard of people smuggle all sorts of stuff, but this? Hahaha Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2016 7:25:00 AM Lol

Viv Wigley Date: 10/12/2016 9:50:00 PM I know that my good lady can open a bottle of beer with her eye socket, Tim, but this is incredible! Fun write, and good luck in the contest. Regards, Viv Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/12/2016 10:02:00 PM That's a good party trick...lol...Thanks Viv

Casarah Nance Date: 10/12/2016 9:36:00 PM HAhAha, I need some good medicine right now, sick as I am, and this had me laughing out loud, which is not what my sore throat needed, but ...it was worth it... very funny. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/12/2016 10:01:00 PM Glad I could give a laugh Cas. My two girls were sick last weekend. It spreads quick when they are in school.

Arthur Vaso Date: 10/12/2016 9:32:00 PM Always important to have Backups, pardon the pun! Hilarious! Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/12/2016 9:35:00 PM lol...you never know when you'll get thirsty