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Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

(Un)Happy Hour Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear doc hemmed and he hawed amazed what he saw Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer

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Date: 10/23/2016 9:13:00 PM
yep, I knew this one would score high.WAY to go, Tim.
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Date: 10/21/2016 1:18:00 PM
He must have sat on beer bottles by mistake! You paint a funny picture, Tim, and the title is great. Congrats on this fine win. // paul
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Date: 10/21/2016 9:02:00 AM
lol! great one Tim :) Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo
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Date: 10/20/2016 9:41:00 PM
Ouch! Poor old Bob must've been walking funny. Congrats on your win, Tim! Janice
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Date: 10/20/2016 8:22:00 PM
Congrats on your win Tim
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Date: 10/20/2016 7:29:00 PM
Hi Tim, I just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win: -) Alexis
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Date: 10/20/2016 7:22:00 PM
Cans or bottles??? Congratulations Tim...
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Date: 10/20/2016 6:46:00 PM
Great humour Tim:-) Many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/14/2016 12:10:00 PM
Busted a gut at "loaded with fear" !!! Outstanding, lim-master Tim! :-):-):-)
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/14/2016 12:19:00 PM
lol...Thanks John
Date: 10/13/2016 9:41:00 PM
Funny :-) good luck in the contest Hugs Eve
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/14/2016 12:19:00 PM
Thanks Eve
Date: 10/13/2016 8:57:00 PM
Lol...Nice one Tim...
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/14/2016 12:18:00 PM
thanks Joseph
Date: 10/13/2016 8:06:00 PM
OH BROTHER. hahaha
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/14/2016 12:18:00 PM
lol
Date: 10/13/2016 7:20:00 PM
Outch....Lol! The imagery in the limerick is off the charts.Bob should have called it a night several hours ago. Jan is going to love this one. I wish you best of luck in contest: -) Alexis
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/14/2016 12:17:00 PM
Thanks : )
Date: 10/13/2016 3:01:00 PM
was trying to think of a joke around IPA, Got as far as Incredibly Painful... but couldnt work out what the A should be.
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Grant Norwood
Date: 10/20/2016 10:29:00 PM
congrats on your placement!
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 3:07:00 PM
acupuncture ...loo
Date: 10/13/2016 12:32:00 PM
I've heard of beer enemas but this is taking it a little too far:) Very funny, Tim.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 12:33:00 PM
Lol... thanks DT
Date: 10/13/2016 11:21:00 AM
Tim, lol. Wonder how drunk Bob was....lol... pd
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 11:37:00 AM
There must have been a two for one special...lol or 2 for 2
Date: 10/13/2016 7:35:00 AM
Okay Tim - this is definitely a winner for me - good luck in the contest not that you need it. - LOL
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Date: 10/13/2016 7:44:00 AM
Lol... Thanks Mark
Date: 10/13/2016 5:50:00 AM
Ouch, apparently, not so happy hour. :) You'd be amazed what they find, my friend is a nurse in the ER, she has ALL kinds of stories...
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 7:27:00 AM
Very unhappy if he doesn't get them out. Lol
Date: 10/13/2016 3:41:00 AM
Holy cow: )lol..Loved this.You are so good at limericks.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 7:26:00 AM
Going to be Holy Crap...lol
Date: 10/12/2016 11:23:00 PM
I've heard of people smuggle all sorts of stuff, but this? Hahaha
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/13/2016 7:25:00 AM
Lol
Date: 10/12/2016 9:50:00 PM
I know that my good lady can open a bottle of beer with her eye socket, Tim, but this is incredible! Fun write, and good luck in the contest. Regards, Viv
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/12/2016 10:02:00 PM
That's a good party trick...lol...Thanks Viv
Date: 10/12/2016 9:36:00 PM
HAhAha, I need some good medicine right now, sick as I am, and this had me laughing out loud, which is not what my sore throat needed, but ...it was worth it... very funny.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/12/2016 10:01:00 PM
Glad I could give a laugh Cas. My two girls were sick last weekend. It spreads quick when they are in school.
Date: 10/12/2016 9:32:00 PM
Always important to have Backups, pardon the pun! Hilarious!
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/12/2016 9:35:00 PM
lol...you never know when you'll get thirsty