Best Latrines Poems

My life is playing me
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One day, one of our daily papers carried a story about a teenage girl who 
dumped a baby;after carrying the baby for nine months in...

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My first amendment right was never fought for overseas! It was Martin Luther King who was beat to his knees! It was Fanne Lou Hamer...

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I wish I knew how to be wise
And have that knowing look in my eyes
Remaining silent while you nattered
As though I knew what really mattered

I’d...

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Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps...

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Bullet between the eyes, graveyard of dreams, demise. 
Running bloodily through the fields 
As the poppies to opium, they do give yield 
Out on the...

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Lord! Why me? I try to live a life free of disorder,
Yet I'm forever greeted by signs reading "Out Of Order!"
Invariably, when I'm confronted with...

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Scribbled on public urinal walls 
Scrawled on latrines of cinema halls 
Sexy messages with illustration 
Depicting process of procreation 
Pithy remarks voicing political conviction 
Agitprop's...

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Asparagine
Is ever so mean
Spreading breast cancer
All over the scene

Researchers said
Asperagus fed
Cancer cell spread
'Til patients were dead

Forget the greens
And fill up on beans
You know what that...

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His teachings were gentle, 
yet he did not bend to
the will of any man. 
This little brown man 
changed an entire world 
for all time.
These...

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How many listen to private conversations
Now let's be honest, it's a natural temptation
As innocent as it seems
Causes a trip to the latrines
Jaw-dropping these pants-dropping narrations...

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American dystopia,where law breaking  is fine.
San Freaksisco, USA, civil living disappeared in no time.

Streets filled with thieves and have become public latrines.
Owners of small businesses...

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Cesspit 
The  shovelling soldiers are sent off to war
To dig latrines so their soldier brethren can 
Not in peace but to empty their guts...

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I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee
Because it might frustrate my Eternity

On account of my nephrolithiasis,
I'd rather not have to take a whiz

Plus the...

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I have slept while awake,
And on an oneiric trip,
To stroll down the street;
And prognosticate in these rays,
Behold the white monster,
With a mask to fissile...
So, I...

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