Best Knucklehead Poems

All things can tempt me~ I'm a scatter brain
Trying to focus causes me such pain
Distracted by a treat or herbal tea
The slightest sounds arouse and...

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Knucklehead
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He won't take the meds, and knows that he'll die
If he misses those pills at the wrong time
Child of an irresistible force stubborn to a...

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(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers)
 
When all the land did take a stand
When bugs...

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A Nook and a Storybook



His leg was broke and his pride hurt
As he began to read.
That knucklehead he called his hoss
Had stumbled at full speed.

"Read...

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Yeyy you come
I thought you’d never come
What a foolish one 
You are
Act like a knucklehead
Full of balloons
Hot air and helium
Can’t see where it is flying
The...

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I fast boy, this aint no foot race
What you playing?
What, you think you got a game ginni in your game pack
Well, I paint Black
And stain...

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It isn’t the incandescence that bothers me
It’s that anyway you spin the arrow,
Whatever goal or mission or path you undertake,
They’re all correct.
The full force of...

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Morning funeral 
He was eighty-six
Ready to go, angry about everything.
Tired of being here, irritated he cannot drive any more
Thrilled to go, probably driving a race...

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Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb

Candidates  with each other contended
Maybe Constitution should be amended
And in certain part of it the way it read
For President...

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Thunder booms at three a.m.,
Reverberations shake the house.
Lightning strikes with blinding flash,
While snores come from my sleeping spouse.

The roar of rain pelting the roof,
Wind gusts...

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He wasn't such a bright kid,
big ideas filled his head...
my advice was always useless,
see him now in his madness!


He thought he was a genius,
flashing hundred...

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Lord, I've come a long ways today
Got further yet to go
I know You're ridin' with me now
Somehow I know it's so

I like to think I...

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A Conversation With The Three Stooges

I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:...

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Hey angel baby,
This is just for you,
Take you back to our old school,
On the benches or the steps is where I use to hold you,
Where...

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ha-ha, my brother,
joined
the club,

with a tilted back,
and wheelies
popped,
from a
mo-bile chair.*

ha-ha’s
looking for-
the morning news,
his glasses,
a snooze…

a giant donut
to eat,
to sit upon-
so sweet.

ha-ha  rides
his giant lab
to
the...

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