Best Kat Poems

       “Ink Artist Kat Von D Baptized, Leaves 
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This Kitty Kat is back
As a matter of fact

I was hit by a car, I was discouraged.
I let them get the best of me--
--Thanks for pushing me off the ledge.

After getting bitter attacks
I realize I have something they lack.

It's been 5 days since I left...

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Katurday and Iz plazs wit mee talky kat,

Ohs, hooman, it go away, me ballz;
Don't be stoopit, you gits itz oks,
Iz not fit under that bigz chairees.
Hay, Iz not fat, Iz jst fluffy,
PLZ, I is sad, sad, sadz, look at meeze;
Gets me da ball oks and...

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Mom,
why are you giving me such a liking for this Kit Kat?

A bar,
comprised of delectable, smooth chocolate,
 ambrosial by just running my tongue over it

So crunchy it makes my teeth feel
like they’re skirring through sugary bits,
triturating them for my 
beseeching tummy and heart to enjoy

It’s...

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I remember her garments of assigned spiritual gifts.
I remember her beautiful fashions and modeling shows.
I remember the first book she wrote and published.
I could never forget her Gospel meetings.
Her magazine was an unforgettable magazine.

In one sense, one could reckon her garments to be
permeated with a...

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Have you met my
mysterious Kat?
Some says she's invisible in
black,
Famous for catching the Rat
pack!

She once dated Tom,now it's
Jack,
Pussy dolls even got
into the act,
Signing her in a million
dollars contract!

A tour around the moon
with NASA and back,
But she would have none of
that,
A twist,turn and off like a
jet.

Hates flashlights...

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Can you believe my fantasy girl is Kat Von D?
I’d lay down for hours to let her tattoo me.

She’s hot and gothic at the same time,
As her needle pierces skin, her ink flow rhymes.

A great portrait artist wearing jet-black gloves,
That goes with the style that...

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There once was a very large cat
who once ate a very small rat
The rat tasted very bad
and made the cat very sad....

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Kat is
Abuses,
Tortured

Everyday
Venturing through dark waiting til 
the
End...

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Down by the river can you picture me here?
    Fishing pole in hand, sipping on a beer.
Life is just sweeter than sweet.
     Hopefully by night there’ll be a good mess of fish for me to eat.
Well my line...

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We're going to the kitty kat, kitty kat, kitty kat.
Going to the kitty kat.
Kitty kat farm..

We're takin' a trip.
We're takin' it now.
We're takin' a trip.
Gotta get out of town..

There's lots of girls.
And lots of fun.
Down at the kitty kat.
The Kitty kat farm..
We're gonna find kitty,...

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When I am writing I have a companion/
no it's not human, it's an animal one/
a little black kitty that sits on my desk/
I love her to bits but she can be a pest/

Standing on the keyboard so that I make errors/
clawing my cushions to get...

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For years she lived looking over her shoulder
 She graduated from the school of hard knocks only to become a street soldier
 She always fought with dignity and pride
 Along the journey she watched as her street idols died

 To society they were only theives,...

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Blonde curls frame a picture
Painted with acrylic
Ballet slipper pink lips
A blinding smile
Flashes at me in my dark days.
She understands enough to know 
Not to understand me.

Brambles tear at her wanderings
Her soul whispers painstaking 
Goodbyes.
And she thought I didn't notice.
Her mind is a Van Gogh
Not quite...

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the colorful, condescending cat sat on a meaty, meaningful mat while eating a repugnant, ruthless rat

the caring, contented cat sat on this a mangy, murderous mat while eating a remarkable, rough, ruthless rat


the clean, clear cat sat on a mellow, while coughing up huge horrific,...

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