Best Kale Poems

There's a land to visit in your dreams

a place that really has, it seems,

no Brussels sprouts or cauliflower,

no cabbage, broccoli or sauer-

-kraut or parsnips or broad beans, 

and where peas truly are the only greens.

Spuds they bake there have some crunch

so they go quite well...

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Part 2
Now they had to get revenge 

They crawled through the night
the ground frozen from days without sun
to the place where she had gone,
her human skin not strong enough to live in the cold
her mind so reveled in

When morning came they waited
and waited
and waited
for the...

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Part 3
She dropped the greens in a hurry
sliding back on all fours
desperate to get away from the vegetable that she couldn’t have seen move
she was going crazy
that was the only logical solution

But somehow, 
she knew,
this wasn’t one of the many times her mind had tricked...

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Steam just 'til leaves turn bright green.
Toss with minced garlic,
chopped olives (kalamata)
grapeseed oil, almonds
and fresh lemon juice.
Feta topped.
Yum!

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I am grateful for Chad, my new tattoo artist....

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Something came in the mail so i became pale but it was just a male named dale eating stale kale on sale found on a rail at yale but he failed and his female wearing a veil ran and bailed so he let out a...

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Part 1
Summer days turned to winter
wind chilling each who dared to venture
out into the cold days and night 
the ones that robbed us of our warm sun and 
days of fun.

The vegetables were dying
starving for the light that was once abundantly theirs
They’re hungry
calling out for...

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by Wayne Wysocki

I'm eating kale to slim my waist
Lord knows it's not because of taste
It took some while to appreciate
The leafy green I love to hate

The fibrous queen of super foods
Can satisfy nutrition prudes,
And comes in leafy shapes galore:
Curly, Tuscan, dinosaur

For variation I can gnaw
This...

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Green leaves tossed about
No sugar, fat or flavour to shout
You know you should eat it more
But chewing rabbit food is such a chore

Increase you life span by the week
There will be no more red meat
The days of unrelenting taste
Have left us - Oh, what a...

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What could I eat today? I wonder.
How about some kale? Suggests my roommate Under.
I’d much rather eat live mice, or an ink pen or bird pooh off a tree.
But I try not to say it, for it might seem mean of me.

I did eat it...

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