Best Junk Food Poems

At McRonald's, you get what you order,
McVirgin burgers from someone's daughter,
Sluts just wanna have fun,
In a sesame seed bun!
Do you want any French fries?
Have some fertilisers and pesticides!
We're not selling these apple pies,
Because we really love you, guys, 
Here, more landfill and sulphate dioxides,
Have a...

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Good-bye Little Debbie cakes,
Mr. HO HO, Boo hoo hoo,
Aunt Twinkie too,
I'm surely gonna miss, all of you.

Good-bye fresh bakery donuts,
Audios gravy covered steak,
Truffles with cream too,
I'm really gonna miss, all of you.

So long, Long Johns,
My scrumptious  chocolate Sunday's,
Uncle French Fry too,
Be gone from my...

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(Cinquain Syllable Count) 


Cookies cakes
ice creams and pies 
They taste so delicious 
chocolates hard to resist 
Not good! 

(: 


Dorian Petersen Potter 
aka ladydp2000 
copyright@2009 


August 1,2009...

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I doff my fedora to the feller who invented pertater chips!
That genius developed the ideal thingy in which to immerse our dips!
How could we survive sans our weekly fix of Dominoes pizza pie,
Or a half-dozen Dunkin Donuts consumed on the sly?

Ain't nothin' as finger lickin'...

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Michael Latido has quite a history.
He is considered a medical mystery.
The razor blades, nuts and bolts.
Eaten by him and other dolts.
Are nothing, compared to namely,
His eating a grocer cart, bicycle 
and claim to fame, doing away inanely...
With a complete Cessna airplane

© Apr 09 2010...

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I feel that funny bulge a tingle
The mouth was craving for
Doritos and Pringle
Burger King has become the norm
This belly here is weathering hunger's Storm
French Fries Haven
for an old lard unshaven
I'm too late for a Spanish cutie
A fan of grease and some tutti-frutti
Enters the area that...

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As I hunger..
I fill myself up with
Food from past failures.

It's over-indulging.
It's only temporary,
But it is filling.

I could reminisce on thing that are good,
Like love and life.
But then I would not have the satisfaction 
Of my junk food....

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Junk food
                          Sweet and salty
               ...

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Come as you are
Reveal to the lass
THE PRIDE of your belly
 20 pounds of extending ass

WHAT HAPPENED,MY FRIEND..
to your well trimmed rear end
Please remain in the seat
WE DON'T WANT YOU  TO BEND

Bacon and eggs
chicken nuggets for brunch
AND AFTER THAT..
some Doritos for lunch

Mary is disgusted
yet,
she...

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 ~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~

   Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
      “Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
    And at that roadside stand was RFK
       eating processed...

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Buckwheat and quinoa 
Ghee for me. 

Off to the store
To buy some more!...

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