Best Jeffery Poems

You made me rub you
I didn't want to do it
I didn't want to do it

You paid me damn you -
I was so scared I'd do it
You always knew I'd do it

You made us happy sometimes
you made us sad
the twisted world you made, Jeff
You treated us...

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Jeffery Snerd Runs for City Council

By Elton Camp

No doubt, of him you must have heard
The candidate’s name is Jeffery Snerd
He has lived in this State all of his life
And he has a local woman as his wife

Of children, they have produced four
Ten grandchildren and expecting...

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Jeffery, Jeffery, Jeffery
Well I must admit it's been fun
I admire your "know it all" attitude
Yet, as for humor, you have none

But I guess in the long run
You've made high school worth while
Never give up on something you believe in
Don't be afraid to go that extra...

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Tim sometimes shoots from his living room, 
And into his conservatory right onto the target, 
When he’s not training at Stoke Mandeville, 
Where he improves thrice a week as a go get. 

With his left arm amputated, his right one does, 
Most people told him...

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   The petals that I touched,
   The paths followed blindly.
   You were half right,
   My friend.

   The things that drove me,
   Have blessed me.
   Half driven me,
   a little...

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