Jeffery Snerd Runs For the City Council

Jeffery Snerd Runs for City Council By Elton Camp No doubt, of him you must have heard The candidate’s name is Jeffery Snerd He has lived in this State all of his life And he has a local woman as his wife Of children, they have produced four Ten grandchildren and expecting more Jeff goes to church two times a week When he sees you, he’ll always speak Earns his living at the auto parts store He has never run for any office before But freedom from the least selfish greed Is the only qualification that he does need He is a perfect model of civic pride By all the laws he’ll faithfully abide Jeff never had even a hint of scandal There isn’t anything he can’t handle When to the city council he does rate, Snerd will bring new jobs to the state Federal spending he will get in check And give President Obama the heck Nancy Pelosi he will drive away She will have naught more to say To abortion he will bring an end If you will make Jeff your friend Illegal immigration he will stop Back to Mexico they all will hop Osama Bin Laden he will grab And other terrorists quickly nab Jeff will lower taxes right away Public trust he will never betray Foreign aid need not be sought Since his vote can’t be bought Foreign leaders he will soon tell Very politely, “You can go to hell.” With paying high taxes we are thru Agreements with you won’t renew It will be so much to Jeff’s praise Politicians will get no more raise Your tax burden he’ll quickly slice For it, you won’t have to ask twice That he’s best, here’s a reason why Never in his life has Jeff told a lie And such an excellent person as he Standing for office you seldom see Besides, it you take a close look His opponent is little but a crook His first wife had to get a divorce Cause he beat her so bad, of course And other people, I have heard tell, Know he is a most wicked infidel All are aware that he is a sorry fink A sot, he loves evil liquor to drink Jeffery Snerd is the man of the hour Solve our problems. Put him in power For this virtuous man of such great note Please contribute and give him your vote