Best Jacuzzi Poems

We got a bubble machine and rigged it up a bit.
To the cow water trough, it was a really tight fit.
Come on! I urged Bubba, grandma’s nap won’t last.
I knew if she caught us, we’d be whooped hard and fast.

We were giggling so hard, probably...

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Every home should have a Jacuzzi
It's the only civilized way
To melt away your cares and troubles
Puts zing back into your day

Nothing else is really quite like it
As the jets open up your pores
It's such a happy invigorating feeling
Like the whole damn world is yours

Feeling like...

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Sat in the Jacuzzi
Feeling quite woozy
Bubbles everywhere

Resting my mind
The relaxing kind
Simply not a care...

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I don't question
my presence in a Jacuzzi
with a girlfriend of a friend,
or why my ex-wife's sister
is now a soapy fingered hand-maiden.

All day I keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-on
on the tip of every nerve ending.

I so wanted to sink...

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all day i keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-out
on the tip of every nerve ending

i do not question
my presence in a jacuzzi
with a 
girlfriend of a friend

no
i sink back
into suds of impossibility

all day i have this itch
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