Jacuzzi

Every home should have a Jacuzzi It's the only civilized way To melt away your cares and troubles Puts zing back into your day Nothing else is really quite like it As the jets open up your pores It's such a happy invigorating feeling Like the whole damn world is yours Feeling like each of your body parts Is singing and offering you praise For waking up those happy feelings Giving thanks for each new day Now I won't get into 'two in a tub' That's a totally different ballgame Suddenly it's no more about cleanliness Your focus sure ain't quite the same A great subject for an X-rated poem So watch for it down the road Getting that anxious feeling already Must cool it or my loins will explode! © Jack Ellison 2012
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Breidenthal Avatar
September 18, 2020 at 10:47 PM
A jacuzzi dip sounds wonderful. I love how this took a turn really fast! Too funny. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
September 20, 2020 at 5:10 AM
LOL Tricky eh! The old guy is still cookin' Love ya!
A   Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 9:28 PM
Jack, love the thought... wish i had one...pd
Ellison Avatar
December 4, 2012 at 5:32 AM
Great for getting to know your neighbours! Just kidding... LOL Love and big hugs, Jack
Harrell Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Lol, can't take you anywhere, Jack. You are too much. Have fun in your Jacuzzi :)
Ellison Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I'm trying to reform... truly I am! LOL Love Jack xox
Eastman Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 11:17 AM
You sure know how to write naughty... Never had a Jacuzzi but I bet they're great for tired and sore muscles... and to help you relax... And no... I won't touch on the naughty... LOL
Ellison Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 1:14 PM
You haven't lived until you've shared a jacuzzi with the one you love!!! LOL Bad Jack... bad, bad, bad! Love ya!
Lamoureux Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 6:45 AM
To funny, definately a lot more fun than being on your own.
Ellison Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 7:18 AM
You sure got that right! LOL
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