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Jacuzzi

Every home should have a Jacuzzi It's the only civilized way To melt away your cares and troubles Puts zing back into your day Nothing else is really quite like it As the jets open up your pores It's such a happy invigorating feeling Like the whole damn world is yours Feeling like each of your body parts Is singing and offering you praise For waking up those happy feelings Giving thanks for each new day Now I won't get into 'two in a tub' That's a totally different ballgame Suddenly it's no more about cleanliness Your focus sure ain't quite the same A great subject for an X-rated poem So watch for it down the road Getting that anxious feeling already Must cool it or my loins will explode! © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 9/18/2020 10:47:00 PM
A jacuzzi dip sounds wonderful. I love how this took a turn really fast! Too funny. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/20/2020 5:10:00 AM
LOL Tricky eh! The old guy is still cookin' Love ya!
Date: 12/3/2012 9:28:00 PM
Jack, love the thought... wish i had one...pd
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Date: 12/4/2012 5:32:00 AM
Great for getting to know your neighbours! Just kidding... LOL Love and big hugs, Jack
Date: 12/3/2012 12:40:00 PM
Lol, can't take you anywhere, Jack. You are too much. Have fun in your Jacuzzi :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/3/2012 1:15:00 PM
I'm trying to reform... truly I am! LOL Love Jack xox
Date: 12/3/2012 11:17:00 AM
You sure know how to write naughty... Never had a Jacuzzi but I bet they're great for tired and sore muscles... and to help you relax... And no... I won't touch on the naughty... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/3/2012 1:14:00 PM
You haven't lived until you've shared a jacuzzi with the one you love!!! LOL Bad Jack... bad, bad, bad! Love ya!
Date: 12/3/2012 6:45:00 AM
To funny, definately a lot more fun than being on your own.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/3/2012 7:18:00 AM
You sure got that right! LOL

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