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Best Irritatingly Poems


Indigenous Creatures of My Writing Desk
There is an antique writing desk
in my little study
handed-me-down
from generations of would-be
writers in my family

And there are ancient creatures
from days gone by
living in this old desk still
evil, larcenous little creatures
envious of literary skill

This explains much

Lately, I have caught them unawares
aghast, thought I imagined them
but they...

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Categories: irritatingly, anxiety, feelings, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Common Cold
Achooo!
It begins, almost always, with a sneeze, 
Which, in some cultures, 
Invites blessings, 
But, in some others, a curse,
As it’s held to be ominous!
Blessing or curse, soon the frequency
And the decibels increase—
Incredibly, irritatingly, inconveniently, and embarrassingly!

I wonder if it is linguistically appropriate
To call it a...

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Categories: irritatingly, funny, irony, philosophy, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Whole Earth Patriotism
What is patriotism?

Pride of and for national, and maybe cultural, superiority.
Maybe superior health caring integrity?

What is nationalism?

Usually positive values about monocultural 
monotheistic
monopolistic
monochromatic identity,
but I guess national health charism
could also include negative evaluations,
begging for more international 
interdependent freedom 
empowered to do wealth good.

What is resiliently good?

Not...

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Categories: irritatingly, beauty, culture, growth, happiness,
Form: Political Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Political Artistry
Brilliant writers
have recommended to younger students,
to only write if they cannot live without doing so.

Elder successful icons of artistic expression,
dance,
voice,
drama,
sculptors
have similarly advised apprentices,
do not do as I have done
unless you could do naught else.

But what about gardening
and parenting?
speaking of grace and beauty, lovely communication,
visually and...

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Categories: irritatingly, art, beauty, health, leadership,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
A Hell Date
A HELL DATE

Like an order from the military junta
He swerved the steering off our route
I was surprised... not really scared
It was four days after my birthday
Where are we going? 
What's happening? tell me
We are going to a Fast Food... ok, that's it
Ok, then, the General...

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Categories: irritatingly, anniversary, beautiful, bullying, conflict,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Christians for Public ReLigious Health
Last night I dreamed I was Donny's sexy Secretary 
of Public Health Education,
charged with training health therapists
who traveled from home to shelter
with a one question survey,
"Which do you experience as healthier
for yourself,
those around you,
for your environment,
to perform more competitively,
or to engage more cooperatively?"

If I were...

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Categories: irritatingly, culture, earth, education, health,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member Don'T Hesitate, Vaccinate
Will this pandemic ever be over and everything get back to normal
When high school kids can have a dance and the girls wear a formal
Will our small children grow up thinking a mask is a necessary thing
As common as a tissue, a cotton ball, or...

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Categories: irritatingly, care, change, confidence, health,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Powers of Enlightenment
I've noticed our Republic's
RightWing Tree of Life
reacts to root-systemic problems
as if oak strong branches
lifted to majestic worshiping heights
of crowning supremacy
need not be concerned
with watering
and feeding democratic roots
of nutrition
nursing organic trust
and nurturing empowerment.

Such behavior feels less intelligent
than a sacred Tree of MotherEarth

More like a gang 
of...

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Categories: irritatingly, earth, health, integrity, nature,
Form: Political Verse
Soul - Love Series 7
1.
“Communion of saints, forgiveness of sins,”
Worship words recited, relationships
Reflected among restless, inconstant,
Imperfect people, somehow sharing a
Faith which makes them one. I appropriate
These sacred words to speak in hallowed
Terms to the bond which unites our two hearts,
Holy Union, Wholly Uniting Us!
COMMUNION – Like a song without...

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Categories: irritatingly, i love you, love,
Form: Sonnet
Theater of Utter Charm Part 1
Irritatingly often unnecessarily compliant
to the whims of those about him
endlessly wordlessly wondering
about the many demented subjective qualities
of our ever present mammalian imperative via
a thought balloon filled with candy and bullets
that lingers menacingly overhead
announcing the death of the Occult
the secrets of which simply ran out of...

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Categories: irritatingly, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
The Accomplishment I Seek
* “You have to be both an angel and a devil in order to create peace”

I am a little kid walking up the dark cobbled streets of France, chatting among close 
friends.   Shouting, laughing, and wondering, what wonderful mixtures of food are our...

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Categories: irritatingly, teacher, war, me, teacher,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spirit and Stone and a Great Lake Nearby
SPIRIT AND STONE &
A GREAT LAKE NEARBY

Her father was
a difficult contradiction,
annoyingly similar to a certain
type of teacher, minister or priest,
to a certain type of imam, rabbi
or occasional poet, a confounding
combination of spirit and stone,
a faith in the unseen somehow
beautifully draped over a granite
demeanor, almost comforting...

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Categories: irritatingly, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Tolerating Leftbrain Dominance
A healthy distance for tolerating LeftBrain dominance
is to recognize our global incarnation
into RightWing intolerant prominence
as dogma of a strictly white hetero-male privileged unkind.

A distance between silent impatience
and loud dissent
is the distance between nonverbal nonviolence
and irritatingly verbal communication.

A tolerable distinction between quieter dissonance
and boisterous intolerance
is a...

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Categories: irritatingly, anti bullying, appreciation, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Grandma Knew What To Do
Missy was the saddest cat ever a cat has the right to be
She was dull colored all over, white, and irritatingly giant fluffy.
Alley cats made fun of her, saying she was too simple and plain.
No other cat was this boring or dreary from here to...

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Categories: irritatingly, animal, cat,
Form: Narrative
Popinjay
There he goes again trying to pump up the small crowd  
in a shrill voice that could be irritatingly loud;
he talks too much and always likes to have the last word,
wanting people to believe each story he told.

He’s a super achiever, at least in...

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Categories: irritatingly, life, people, social, time,
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things