Best Influencer Poems

I think I'll be an influencer
I'll be really good at that
I'll buy some bots from Russia
and flog some plastic tat.
I'll pose in skimpy undies
I'll advertise fake tan
and when my fans unfollow me
I'll bring out my old gran.
Of course, the person that you see
behind the camera...

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In my point of view
Influencers don't need an office to rule
Indirectly out gathering crews
Get ready, stand-by...
Watch out for the toupee guy

©Copyright January 12, 2021 by Brian Pierre-Alexander
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He was the best influencer in the world and he knew it.
In the neighborhood he was a star, an Internet hit. 
Unconditionally loved his family; watched them sleep.
Had his large arms in every situation, no matter how deep. 

He found the Internet one night when...

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Crazy dreams cryptic holidays 
Living floating above
It's a carpet or a rug

Living to forge forgetting to follow
But look in the streets
Love is still a companion
 
How do you find 
Something you don't seek

Alice was a killer and as stoned as a pillar
I saw her I's...

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I’m an influencer, ex TV
You’re bound to know if you see me
I married a singer, famous she was
But she ditched me, is that her loss?
I pronounce the truth covered in lies
There’s no subject I can’t sensationalise
I wave my arms claim to speak the truth
Rant and...

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"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.

"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so crummy?

"How about it daddy,"
you sleep all day, 
you seem so grumpy,
I think you should pray.

"How about it daddy,"
Is it true...

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