Best Iguanas Poems

I once met some natives from Bahamas 
Both men had the same size BIG iguanas 
I was embarrassed - to say  
I felt very SMALL - that day 
When I saw them pop out their pajamas  


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Reptilian creatures defy grace
Suzanne has eighty visiting her place
     She could not leave her home
     There was no room to roam
Confined – until a gator cleared space



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Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna
Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana
Perhaps a family pet
Not many friends I'll bet
Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma...

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Turtles and iguanas do not eat meat.
Beef and chicken to them is not tasty or sweet.
They go for bugs and tiny plants that are green.
If you do not believe me, here is my cousin, Big Dean.
Big Dean is an expert. He is married to a...

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It’s raining iguanas;
They’re falling from trees.
So strap on the headgear,
‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze.

Next week, there’s a blizzard;
There’s already talk.
They’re expecting gators,
But that’s just a croc.

If turtles get added
To this wintry mix,
You’d best watch those bones,
They’ll be snapping like sticks!

Barometer’s falling;
Call the doc, goodness sakes!
I’m...

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