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Best Hygienist Poems

Below are the all-time best Hygienist poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hygienist poems written by PoetrySoup members

The Hygienist

The hygienist clucks her tongue
To get her point across.
My teeth will start to rot away
If I don't start to floss.

She pokes and prods; she sands...

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Categories: hygienist, health,
Form: Rhyme

A Visit To the Hygienist

The hygienist cleaned my teeth
And gave a little lecture.
"Your flossing isn't good enough;"
It wasn't just conjecture.

I'm sure that it was obvious
My efforts were exquisite
In just...

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Categories: hygienist, care,
Form: Rhyme

Dentist Office

dentist office
the hygienist removes
my Bluetooth...

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Categories: hygienist, absence
Form: Senryu

In the Dentists Chair

I come in for my check up. 
"Sit down and open wide." 
Now the time for truth. 
There is no place to hide. 

He peers...

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Categories: hygienist, funny
Form: Rhyme

A Dream Trip To the Dentist

A Dream Trip to the Dentist

By Elton Camp

In the reception room you need not stay.
It would be so wrong to cause you delay.
We take patients...

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Categories: hygienist, funnytime,
Form: Rhyme

The Dental Visit

In the middle of the room stood the white metal chair
   Designed to deliver the best dental care,
But she stood there immobile, unable...

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Categories: hygienist, christian, faith, inspirational, prayer,
Form: Rhyme

More Dental Blues

I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly torture session

In order to save my remaining teeth
I must...

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Categories: hygienist, health, pain,
Form: Free verse

Dentist Pulled Teeth

The dentist
Left his dentures
His hygienist pulled his teeth


1-20-18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Categories: hygienist, adventure, confusion, how i
Form: Senryu

My Ocd Cat

He is quite the constant hygienist
a licking perfectionist
shows agility with flair
back leg up in the air
my cat the self cleaning contortionist...

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Categories: hygienist, cat, humor,
Form: Limerick

On the Midway

 Dedicated to a Dental Hygienist who cleaned my teeth while I was working at the Fair. She requested I write a poem for her...

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Categories: hygienist, america, encouraging, firework, joy,
Form: Rhyme

The Money-Sucking Trap - Both Audio and Text - W-Illustration

“Well, now,” said the dentist, as he crushed my lower lip,
“The X-rays show you have a lot of tartar, and decay.
The gums look bad, and...

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Categories: hygienist, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Loose Words

Words get lodged in teeth.
A dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.

Like bats words hang
from the roof of my mouth,
their subsonic squeaks
jiggle its epiglottis
like a witch...

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Categories: hygienist, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Unvaccinated

I haven’t seen the dentist 
Since pre-Covid days, although
I’m finally feeling ready and
I called to tell him so.

I questioned the receptionist 
If he’d received his...

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Categories: hygienist, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme

Loose Words

Words lodge in my teeth.
My dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.


They hang like bats
from the roof of my mouth.
Their sub-sonic squeaks
jiggle my epiglottis
like a witch...

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Categories: hygienist, poetry,
Form: Free verse