Best Hygienist Poems

The hygienist clucks her tongue
To get her point across.
My teeth will start to rot away
If I don't start to floss.

She pokes and prods; she sands...

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The hygienist cleaned my teeth
And gave a little lecture.
"Your flossing isn't good enough;"
It wasn't just conjecture.

I'm sure that it was obvious
My efforts were exquisite
In just...

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They uphold tradition in grandiose style
And whilst toasting the Queen before dinner
In crystal cut goblets, the rank and the file
Raise glass to their lips in...

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dentist office
the hygienist removes
my Bluetooth...

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I come in for my check up. 
"Sit down and open wide." 
Now the time for truth. 
There is no place to hide. 

He peers...

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A Dream Trip to the Dentist

By Elton Camp

In the reception room you need not stay.
It would be so wrong to cause you delay.
We take patients...

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I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly torture session

In order to save my remaining teeth
I must...

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The dentist
Left his dentures
His hygienist pulled his teeth


1-20-18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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In the middle of the room stood the white metal chair
   Designed to deliver the best dental care,
But she stood there immobile, unable...

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He is quite the constant hygienist
a licking perfectionist
shows agility with flair
back leg up in the air
my cat the self cleaning contortionist

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Words lodge in my teeth.
My dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.


They hang like bats
from the roof of my mouth.
Their sub-sonic squeaks
jiggle my epiglottis
like a witch...

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