A Dream Trip To the Dentist
A Dream Trip to the Dentist
By Elton Camp
In the reception room you need not stay.
It would be so wrong to cause you delay.
We take patients only one in an hour
So to keep on time is within our power
To us, “appointment” is not just a word
To waste your time is something absurd
If ever we don’t take you in on time
For our work, you don’t owe a dime.
We accept what dental policy will pay
So then you owe nothing else, no way
We think to do that is only fair
It’s so scary sitting in that chair
We have not seen any good yet
To come from building up debt
And if short on money you happen to be
We will gladly provide our services free
Come on back and have a seat
Our kind hygienist can’t be beat
So open up your mouth so wide
Let her please take a look inside
Amazed at what we now see
Everything is fine as can be
Teeth are sparking clean
Finest we have ever seen
Not a bit surprised to say
Not a sign of tooth decay
Gums are healthy and pink
From the teeth do not shrink
Teeth are so pearly white
It’s quite an amazing sight
Chip that had been there for years
Now is growing back, it appears
And for goodness sake
No need an X-ray to take
But find it would be best
Brush and floss a bit less
For you it will be dandy
Go ahead and eat candy
It’s fine on ice to chew
Return in a year or two
A firm hand gives my shoulder a shake
Wife now says, “Time for you to awake.
But, what accounts for that big smile?
Your dentist appointment is in a while.”
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2011
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