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Best Hygiene Poems

Below are the all-time best Hygiene poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hygiene poems written by PoetrySoup members

hand hygiene
Wash your hands before you eat
For two minutes at least
Let it cook well that meat 
Before you bid it welcome into your gut.

I see you...

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Categories: hygiene, health,
Form: Rhyme

Good Hygiene
      is the...

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Categories: hygiene, health, life,
Form: Free verse
Hospital Hygiene
Sanitize your hands before
You open up the door.
Grab a tissue to protect
From germs left there before.

Purell spigots on the walls
Everywhere you turn.
Still, despite these offerings,...

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Categories: hygiene, health,
Form: Rhyme
clean india
I dream of a beautiful India
Where the roads are neat and clean
Where proper public toilets are built
And the fields are always green
I dream of India...

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Categories: hygiene, inspirational,
Form: ABC
A surly old maid
had an urge to be laid
and bemoaned her virginal status
with life discontented
her plight she lamented:
"'tis not easy to live without coitus."

A scheme...

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Categories: hygiene, funny
Form: Rhyme

Close Shave
I learnt a lesson well today on how good hygiene works,
and how sometimes it doesn’t pay, to gain professional perks.
It was Mick the barber’s little...

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Categories: hygiene, humor,
Form: Rhyme
My Unhappy Lazyboy
After a long work day I come home to a long warm shower.  It was getting late into 
evening hours.  I sat down...

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Categories: hygiene, funny, imaginationme, me, time, boy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Abandoned
I sit here feeling so abandoned
Will I ever get there again
No hygiene care and the need to go
I haven’t been there since I don’t know...

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Categories: hygiene, funny
Form: Rhyme
Michael's Crotch Dance
Them dancers, singers there on MTV,
why do they grab their crotches frequently?
     I've tried, but I still can't figure it out

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Categories: hygiene, artdance, dance,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Waterloo Clerihew 23-Skidoo
Waterloo Clerihew 23-Skidoo

Napoleon Bonaparte
1769 Corsica is where he got his start
One of the greatest commanders in history
His manner of death a 200-year-old mystery

Napoleon played it...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hygiene, conflict, french, history, humorous, mystery, poetry,
Form: Clerihew
I was wrong to quit
It's been too long I admit
Was gone a bit
On a trip
Putting down lagers quick
Now I'm back with a stronger grip
Deep down...

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Categories: hygiene, dedication, fun, poetry, rap, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Who is the girl with the cricked teeth, she doesn’t deserve to smile
She is the type of person who needs to stay in and marinate...

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Categories: hygiene, abuse, bullying, life, school,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member mirror-mirror
..."I awaken gotten up said a prayer, to my Lord and Savoir all seemed well. Then I decided to go do my hygiene and as...

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Categories: hygiene, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, confidence, depression, forgiveness,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Good Manners
When dinning out in a restaurant there are things you should not do!

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Categories: hygiene, food, funny, hilarious, humorous, imagery, people,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Ebola

August in twenty fourteen
A sign of death upon the screen
West Africa - Liberia, 
Sierra Leone - now Nigeria

A swathe of death - a swift nasty...

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Categories: hygiene, africa, confusion, faith, inspirational, natural disasters,
Form: Rhyme
To My Mother
My mom does be a shining lady, one among a million
She had been the one giving me support ever since I was born
She was the...

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Categories: hygiene, mom, mother, mother daughter,
Form: Quatern
A Small Step A Massive Change
Filth, dirt, odour and smell
I see garbage piled up everywhere
Who will step forward? Who will care?
Is our work just to stare?
We say we love our...

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Categories: hygiene, inspirational,
Form: ABC
Clean technique

Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense 
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene-...

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Categories: hygiene, humor,
Form: Limerick
Sitting next to a person whose breath stinks,
is it alcohol or lack of oral hygiene...
never mind what that person thinks:
excessive drinking is not a medicine!


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Categories: hygiene, how i feel, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Something Not Quite Right
the man had a flat expression      and showed no emotion
     he seemed    disconnected...

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© Dear Heart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hygiene, health, life, mental illness,
Form: Free verse
When your tooth aches, life just is no good.
There's some aches that can't be withstood.
Stubbed toes I can handle
They don't hold a candle
To the pain...

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Categories: hygiene, angst, funny, health
Form: Limerick
The Luxury Cruise
The Luxury Cruise

By Elton Camp

A long ocean cruise I decided to book
Travel funds for several years it took
But it was money very well spent
And I...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hygiene, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Germaphobe Howard Hughes
Germaphobe Howard Hughes - reclusive billionaire -

made a plane of wood and loved to ride the air!

Bought his own hotel, just to hide himself from...

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Categories: hygiene, celebrity,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Always Wear Clean Underwear
There was a cold man from Connecticut
whose hygiene showed he didn't know etiquette 
if he'd left me alone
he'd still have his own bone
That cold hearted...

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Categories: hygiene, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member She is
She’s my beautiful infection,
                  My toxic allure,

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Categories: hygiene, drug, relationship,
Form: Rhyme