Best Hydrocephalus Poems

A Day with My Barber


First he overcharged me the cut ‘fare’
As a fine for shaving my greying hair
  Then I learned his screwball motive;
“Growin’ more grey I’d like you to fear
  “Appreciate me for bein’ proactive!”	

Then came a fellow with a shiny bald
Barber’s...

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Louis has a sports centre named after him, 
At his local Cambridge Regional college;
He’s a C2 para-cyclist, has Cerebral Palsy, 
Plus hydrocephalus, was fired by 2012.

So after these very successful Paras 2012, 
Louis was tested by British cycling coaches, 
Who found talent, skill and hidden...

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thy body electric experiences 
     constant dry cough and wheeze'n 
perhaps explainable 
     via my headstrong commander in chief 

     o' me fifty nine shades of gray matter 
    ...

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I'm more watery than women
under the skin
altho' my body's composed
of 6 chemical elements within
and all that remains
to go with the flow
is approx. 60% H2O
and the gravity of the situation maintains
if I stand
on my head or hands
or do cartwheels
(head under heels)
(tho' I prob'ly shouldn't oughta)
on the...

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